Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but you'll end up washing your eyes out with acid. (Seriously, I think you might)

I wish I can go without sleep and not die.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, but the bags under your eyes will suffocate you.

I wish for respect.

[Gabag]

Granted, but people don't respect you for the right reasons, and soon you are robbed blind.

I Wish I had a claymore.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but it's run through you first.

I wish for more days to go paintballing

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, but you get permanetly blinded by painball rounds.

I wish for a driver's lisence.

[Gabag]

Granted, but your arrested for a horrible DUI crime and sent to life for the accidental killing of an innocent bystander.

I wish to get out of this thread.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, but you get Banned from TFF altogether.

I wish for no relationships to be fronts.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but they are only in your head.

I wish for an Oreo.

[Srgntcuddles]

Granted, but you choke on it.

I wish I had a million bucks.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but they trample you to death.

I wish I had was rich.

[Srgntcuddles]

Granted, but your rich with flavor.

I wish things were easy.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but  now you're dead. (Vee had a funnier one)

I wish coloring was easier.

[Chrono Blackwyng]

Granted, but it will always be the wrong coloring.

I wish drawing was easier.

[Niala Ornitier]

granted but they'll be awesome stick figures in the shapes of bowls...

i wish i had pancakewaffles

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

Granted, but they were dropped on the floor.

I wish more people will play DBO.