Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Righteousbro]

Note: R&R basically just means relaxation time.

Granted, it makes you puke.

I wish that I could walk on sunshine without getting burned.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted you are now stuck on the sun
I wish I had a nice car

[Righteousbro]

Granted, it gets stolen.

I wish I stopped spelling without wrong. I continue to correct it but it always happens the first time.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted, but you grammar is terrible
I wish I could play the piano

[Tyla]

Granted, but pianos you do play on are terrible sounding, so no matter how good you are, your gear lets you down.

I wish I could play bass to the elvel of skill John Myung can.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted, but you gain arthritis so you can't play anymore
I wish I didn't have a high risk of getting heart failure or diabetes

[Tyla]

Granted. Now you get brain failure.

I wish my laptop didn't need charging.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted but it over heats and frys due to power battery function
I wish it was the weekend already

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but you are forever trapped in church on Sunday. Never aging and never requiring food or water!

I wish I had a Double Action OTF Switchblade

[Tyla]

Granted, but you chop your fingers off with it.

I wish I had a deeper cover to hide in.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but you go so deep you drown.

I wish I had moar pylons.

[Tyla]

Granted, but you must construct them.

I wish I had more gas.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but you run out of shillings.

I wish it was 1640 in Britian

[Tyla]

Granted, but everywhere else in the world has regressed, our skills only capable of using what we have today, we don't have the knowledge of how to live in the conditions of those times.

I wish I slept.

[White Wolf Guardian]

Wish granted, but you are having a terrible nightmare about huskies, cats, and spiders all fighting each other in an arena.

I wish I had the ability to draw better.