Game [Ruin a Wish]

[Righteousbro]

Granted, now hands do.

I wish I could create a machine that will move atoms at 3928843x the average speed that will create a friction that will open a pandimensional vortex into a new dimension.

[Moongaze]

Granted, but the vortex you open leads to a black hole, sucking all matter in, consequently destroying the earth.

I wish Righteousbro didn't destroy the earth.  

[Righteousbro]

Granted, I go into a deep depression for not being able to do what I do best, err, second best. maybe third..... dunno.

I wish that I could rule the world only to at the peek of my power cut the domination government so that the entire world would be an anarchy.

[Ho'ne Diheart]

Granted shortly after it happen, you got overthrown by your own people
I wish I had the courage to tell my dad I was a furry

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but your dad becomes an overzealous furry *Fur parties with ones in 40s and 50s*

I wish I had some lemon pepper seasoning

[Moongaze]

Granted, but it gets in your eyes right when you open it.

Ummm...  I wish I could time warp without the end result being millions of people dying. 

[Tyla]

Granted. Couple thousand people die.

I wish death wasn't the easy way out of responding in this thread!

[Moongaze]

Granted, being chased by packs of vicious animals is the easy way out. 

I wish I had a puppy! 

[Righteousbro]

Granted shortly after it happen, you got overthrown by your own people

How would I be overthrown if there's no government and I'm no longer the ruler...?

Well... Granted, its a vicious wolf pup, while its a baby it's cute but when it grows its grumpy and mean.

I wish that my country would fall into the ocean while no ones on it and everyone instantly forgets its previous existence.

[Tyla]

Granted. But then the other countries come in a few minutes later.

I wish I was a good guitarist.

[Ares the Ram]

(necroed with permission from veesmith)

granted, but you can only play one song and its only 1 note long

I wish I could be a kid forever!

[Halfeb]

Done, you are now, forever 5. And can only talk like a 5 year old and only ever know as much as you did when you were five. No one takes you seriously and people freak out when you arn't around your perants. You can't drive or drink alchole or coffee. Oh, you also frequently wet the bed.

I wish me and my mate were together and happy.

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

granted, but you're both homeless.

i wish i had more ice cream

[White Wolf Guardian]

Granted, but it melts!

I wish there was more Katame in this thread!

[Shinzuu Katame: Her Tolfy]

granted, but then the thread gets banned.

i wish this headache will go away