Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T
ok, a proper fact?
Chocolate is poisonous.
Update: oooooh I just found an awesome one, and I wanna post it before I forget or lose it. The largest living organism weighs 6,000 tonnes and is 80,000 years old. It's called Pando, but is also known as The Trembling Giant, and is basically a colony of genetically identical trees all connected by the root system. It spreads of 43 hectares and has 47,000 stems (that look like individual trees). To put the age in perspective, humans expanded out of Africa 40,000 years ago.
There is debate on larger organisms that could even be 1 MILLION years old, but it isn't fact just yet.