Rants: Everyday Venting

[Kyriin]

The worst is math class but I guess it's because I'm in maths A .w. DUMB PEOPLE MATH ;D

[Tatter]

*sights* so this past weekend when i called in to get my time to work i wuz told i worked at 630 am

so i get there and it turns out i don't work till 830 am....

 

[Ares the Ram]

I have to wake up early to go to my work at 8. I dont like waking up early

[icy wolf]

might be snowed in ... this wolf wants to howl at the moon but it hasn't shown in so long ... to cloudy

[Akula Filiko]

My roommate and his girlfriend are talking and making out while I'm trying to sleep. I can't take it anymore!!!!

[Mr.Mustard]

Use itching powder!

To make itching powder, you need:

1)Rose

2)Boiling water----1 Cup

3)Knife

4)toothpick

5)Bowl

6)Sunlight

Get a red rose. Put it in a dark,dry area so it will die quicker.

When a rose dies, a small green round fruit-like formation grows in the middle of it.

Once the rose dies, remove this small fruit-like formation.

Take a knife and cut it into two halves.

There will be cotton like stuff in the two halfs.

Take a toothpick and remove this cotton-like stuff(scientifically, it is called cythilicus).Don't touch it with your bare hands.

Place it in a small cup.

Place this small cup next to the boiling water cup so it can absorb the steam of the boiling water and become fluffier. Don't let any water touch the cotton-like stuff.

Don't place it in the microwave or it won't work. It NEEDS to absorbe the STEAM.

Once it becomes fluffy(after 10-15 minutes next to the boiling water cup), place the cup of cythilicus under the sun.

It will turn down to powder. Place it on someone and have fun laughing at them. It even goes through clothes.

[Tatter]

buerocrats are f'in retarted.

with a windcihll of 6 in most areas of the city its the coldest its been in san antonio in the longest time, san antonians usually don't do well with cold weather, no idea why i do, i mean i was born in Colorado but only lived up there trhough 2 winters till i was 1 year old, but anyway back to topic, buerocrats are retarted.

apparently this cold spell has people (obviously) forced to run their Heaters all day, mine was on all night (noting that the thermostat is downstairs and heat rises so while it was working hard to keep the downstairs cold up stairs was a sweltering mid 80's lol) so were using to much power, how are they going to fix it?

SHut off the power!

on a day that is nearly breaking low records (not quite, think the record was 19 and without windchill is 23ish) there going to turn off most peoples avilability for heat! I can only fear it dosen't hit themedical center for safety reasons cause that's where my ex lives, and right now my poor 2 year old is over there and thelast thing i need is him getting sick because a bunch of politicions in govermental buildings whom wont be affected by the shutoff are deciding to turn off everyone elses power!!!

[Self-sain]

They are shutting the power off so they won't have a power surge which would result with everyone having no power for x amount of time, which would be worse.

And you don't get sick because of the cold

People not texting, even though they know how much you hate it, and they say they would

[✡]

My moms home meaning that i have limits on my freedom and I gottadig my car out of the snow again

[Alexei]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

I can't believe this. Kirk Cameron passionately tries to disprove Atheism with a banana. This is insulting to my intelliegence. Has anyone ever considered that the modern banana has evolved through natural selection and domestication by people? Take a look at Musa Balbisiana, not as appealing is it? The creator of this video and anyone that believes it should really consider reading a little bit. Evolution through natural selection is a fact. Besides, how does this guy explain the miracle that are Cocunuts. Those things are ridiculously hard to open.

[Self-sain]

Umm that sounds like an anti religious comment, why can't God and evolution co exist

[Alexei]

Sorry, I realize now that was kind of offensive.

I really don't beleive in religon but that does't mean I think religous people are stupid, there are arguements much more valid then this one, I'm just suprised that they'd try to prove that religon was true because of a bannana. 

[Akula Filiko]

Did anyone ever think that Adam and Eve were single celled organisms?

[✡]

I don't believe in any god

[Alexei]

Did anyone ever think that Adam and Eve were single celled organisms?

Eve was made from Adam's rib, single cell orginisms don't have ribs.