Not really a rant, more like a dissapointment that I can joke about, but it's still kind of a rant.
I was playing the SNES game Terranigma earlier. There was this one Two-Headed dragon boss I wanted to fight, because I like fighting dragon bosses in videogames. But before I got to the dragon, I was expecting:
Dragon: RWAR!!! WE WILL DESTROY YOU!!!
Me: Oh yeah! Bring it on!!!
But instead I got:
Dragon: Hey, mind if we help you kill those annoying Starfish?
Me: You mean you're not the boss?
Turns out, the "Boss" was a trio of starfish. Oh well, there are still plenty of other dragon bosses in other videogames, but dang, I was expecting to fight a dragon.