Rants: Everyday Venting

[The Past]

Comedians here in the US have lost their sense of comedy and now default to statements of "Trump is stupid and evil, isn't he?!". It's the same thing over and over again, they don't even bother to be creative with it. The rare times where they do something else, they can't help but make some aside about Trump again in the middle of it. I guess they don't have to shake things up given people chow down on this putrid battered horse corpse simply because it repeatedly affirms their mindset. "Who cares about comedy anymore, anyway? Tell me again how right I am! Tell me again! Again! HAHAHA!"

[Solomon the Solitary]

I have a friend who's just too much. He's loud, annoying, overly sexual and makes me uncomfortable. He always makes everything sexual and honestly, he hits on me like no tomorrow, which would be fine, if him hitting on me wasn't just about sex. But on the bright side, he doesn't try anything.

[The Past]

I've had some left ankle pain for a few months, but it only happened while walking down the stairs. Now it's so bad it hurts if I don't walk a precise way. And it doesn't help that I keep tripping and bumping that foot into stuff. It's never gonna heal at this rate. It'd be easy to say "just don't walk so much", but my room is upstairs and I have to walk downstairs and around stuff to do anything. I'd have to isolate myself upstairs and survive on sink water and snack bars or something until this heals.

[Rocco Rex]

I am so **censor** tired of all this bullshit from my recruiter and his boss

[Grey]

So my Dad is being kicked out of my family.

Yep. He put us £30, 000 in debt, spent all of me and my brother's money on himself, spent our benefits money on himself and abused us all.

I'm glad he's going but like, wow, this is big.

[Cheza]

No interest in doing pretty much anything.
No appetite.
Constantly feeling cranky/sad and tired.


Yup, sure sounds like it's that time of the year again.
If I could just skip these next six months or so, that'd be great.

[Bricket]

Just got mugged.

I want to make sure it all ends

[Romulan_Furry]

Oh, damn, man. You okay? What the mugger take?

[Bricket]

Oh, damn, man. You okay? What the mugger take?

I'm okay.
A knife against your throat does not feel comfortable.

I got my wallet back, but he ran away with some change

[Corran Orreaux]

My mother constantly insists that I'm not really gay, her argument is I don't "sound or act gay" I have a rather common, somewhat deepish american accent, I dress in guy's clothes and dislike pink, to her this is all proof that I'm not homosexual. She says that "since it's cool to be gay" I'm trying to fit in with the HIP BOIS'. Also, since my sister is bisexual, she claims I'm trying to imitate her since we have a pretty good relationship.


She also once said that I'm: "too smart to be queer" and that LGBT people are stupid because the 1980s aids epidemic happened. For the most part I don't let this stuff bother me, but at times it can be really frustrating.     

[Bricket]

She also once said that I'm: "too smart to be queer" and that LGBT people are stupid because the 1980s aids epidemic happened.

You see, I have a great counterargument for this 
The 1980s AIDS epidemic was a conspiracy set up by gay people. Why do you ask? Simple, if they would whipe out everyone not smart enough and thus infect them with AIDS would no longer be a burden for the masterplan of the LGBT: world domination.
When all the dumb people are gone there would only be smart people left, and these smart people would infect everyone with the gay.

So saying that LGBT people are stupid because of the AIDS epidemic, I would likely to say it only left the smart people alive 




To be fair: people are surprised when I say that I'm bi and that I don't look bi.Then I just simply say they look quite gay

[Corran Orreaux]

She also once said that I'm: "too smart to be queer" and that LGBT people are stupid because the 1980s aids epidemic happened.

You see, I have a great counterargument for this 
The 1980s AIDS epidemic was a conspiracy set up by gay people. Why do you ask? Simple, if they would whipe out everyone not smart enough and thus infect them with AIDS would no longer be a burden for the masterplan of the LGBT: world domination.
When all the dumb people are gone there would only be smart people left, and these smart people would infect everyone with the gay.

So saying that LGBT people are stupid because of the AIDS epidemic, I would likely to say it only left the smart people alive 




To be fair: people are surprised when I say that I'm bi and that I don't look bi.Then I just simply say they look quite gay

It all makes sense now, arguably the aids epidemic helped gay rights out since it made people more sympathetic towards the LGBT community; without it, same-sex marriage probably wouldn't have been legalized and the country would socially be backwards like 20 years today. WHAT WILL THE GAYS DO NEXT?! Turn Ireland into a gay bar? Turn fish and chips into aids and di**?   

[kalan]

I hate this, I finally start feeling good again and life throws a big **censor** you at me. I knew my son leaving was gonna be stressful but now i cant get any solid communication with anybody and the only regular comms I get drives my stress through the roof. I think I'm gonna have another heart attack at this rate

[Dazed]

I find that i'm getting angry about things that i never used to get angry about. Hrm

[Ventus Fall]

My mother constantly insists that I'm not really gay, her argument is I don't "sound or act gay" I have a rather common, somewhat deepish american accent, I dress in guy's clothes and dislike pink, to her this is all proof that I'm not homosexual. She says that "since it's cool to be gay" I'm trying to fit in with the HIP BOIS'. Also, since my sister is bisexual, she claims I'm trying to imitate her since we have a pretty good relationship.

Might not believe this, but apparently pink actually used to be the boy's colour and blue the colour for girls. So if you like blue you're quite gay
Sorry, had to. Anyways, sorry to hear that happening to you. Whether or not you might be imitating your sister, society or whatnot else more, that is no excuse for your mother to basically say you're not intelligent (referring to the AIDS thing you mentioned), call you an imitator, and whatnot else more. If anything that might just make things "worse" for her. Maybe you'll become even more gay! Ok, I should stop with the bad jokes here, but I hope the core of what I'm trying to say here gets across.


On to my own rant:
A wasp hit my face (there is a wasp colony across the street X_X ) and I thought it fell into my shirt straight after.
I checked once I got back inside (slow movements with doing everything), as I thought I felt it walking around and stuff, but luckily there was nothing. Still a bit anxious if maybe the wasp was hiding and it's just still in my shirt, but I checked so I should stop worrying