I can take some criticism, but yesterday, but dad gave me the most vague, bogus, WTH? bit of criticism I ever heard: My drawings look too much like video game sprites.
Hello? Sprites can look like ANYTHING. I can take some criticism, but you shouldn't just pull stuff out of thin air.
Also, my sister is making me unload a truck full of [Please let me use this word] cause she took me camping. First off, I don't have any shoes I can use for the task. Second, what kind of award is it that I have to unload 2 truck fulls of [Can I has swear word please?] just so I can suffer from sunburn, eye irritation, insomnia caused by serious cramping, and some girl who would not stop [Pweeeeese?] me off. Yeah, some reward. The only highlight of that trip was seeing this baby squirrel and funnel cake from the flea market. Also I got strapless jeans (Which my sister made fun of cause she said they made me look girlish. I bought them cause I hate jeans and want something comfortable to wear in public.) and a South American bunny toy (Which my sister made fun of cause it cost five dollars. I bought it cause it was cute and I was feeling charitable.) And I have to shovel [Don't make me beg!] for something that felt like more of a punishment than a reward? And I have zero reasons why I should do this task for absolutely JACK!!! Right now, I'd rather sleep on a bed of broken glass that do this.
Also, I don't have any shoes. I can't use my public shoes, I can't use flip flops, and no other shoes in the house fit me.