Note: this was~ in the what annoys you thread, but I figured it fit better here.
So, some bimbo tried to test me today, thinking she was top shit. First of all, there's a reason we have a huge sign outside of the shop that says "Loading zone, no parking." YOU CANNOT PARK THERE! So when I say "You need to move your car, you can't park there." You better move your god damn car. But of course, some dumbass freshman girl thought she was running the show and cocked an attitude. She said "**censor** off, skank." But I heard, "Make me your bitch." So I did. I gave her a smile, went inside and called a tow truck. Then, I grabbed one of our company stickers and stuck it on the back of her dumb little busted up Ford right before the truck came to take it away. Hope you didn't have anywhere important to go, honey.