Oh boy. I've always been kind of a fan of the Gong Show, which they rebooted (again) recently, and some episodes they have some really good acts. ...But last Thursday's episode... just... O_o
It started out okay. There was a dude in a red mask who played Crazy Train on PVC Pipes, that was cool, and there was an opera singer with giant wing pauldrons who has good at singing opera and whistling, but those were the best acts, with the only other halfway decent act being a woman who brought "Mr Razzmatazz" (a cat) into her act and juggled knives while "Mr. Razzmatazz" was on her head.
...But most of the acts were disturbing, and some weren't that great. The dude that balanced a jar of water on his head was okay, but his act was way too short, and then there was a fat guy running through weedwackers (big deal), and then... it gets disturbing here, so I'll put this in spoilers:
The act that ended up winning wasn't much better. It was a woman dressed up as an army cadet who's act consisted of chugging 5 tubs of cottage cheese in 90 seconds. Are you kidding? I mean, most of the acts were terrible so it's not like she had much competition, but come on! I also know the Gong Show is a comedy first and a contest second, but still.
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