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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #135 on: June 30, 2010, 01:29:52 AM »
In Soviet Russia, bug squish you!

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #136 on: June 30, 2010, 01:31:12 AM »
In Soviet Russia, Air breathes you!
"From suffering I was born, From misery I was conceived. From the plight of Mortals I thrive, From the pits of Hell I rise, beware...... For I live.........."

"Wait, you're here for my shiny loot? I thought you were here to avenge the cattle and people I've slaughtered..."

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #137 on: June 30, 2010, 04:29:24 AM »
In soviet russia, the f-bomb drops YOU
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #138 on: June 30, 2010, 04:59:53 AM »
In soviet Russia, face desks you o.O

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #139 on: June 30, 2010, 05:12:11 AM »
In soviet russia, the dog walks you


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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #140 on: June 30, 2010, 05:25:07 AM »
In soviet russia, everest climbs edmund hillary XD

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #141 on: June 30, 2010, 05:27:53 AM »
In Soviet Russia, You don't make FTW, FTW makes you


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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #142 on: June 30, 2010, 05:40:00 AM »
In soviet russia, diaper soils baby.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #143 on: June 30, 2010, 05:44:32 AM »
eeeeeeeeew lol XD

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #144 on: June 30, 2010, 05:47:05 AM »
In Soviet Russia, the actors watch you


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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #145 on: June 30, 2010, 05:54:11 AM »
In soviet russia, Michael Jackson... well, I'll end it there.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #146 on: June 30, 2010, 05:56:13 AM »
that's just wrong
In Soviet Russia, Presidents are actually smart


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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #147 on: June 30, 2010, 06:05:07 AM »
In soviet russia, you lie to politicians.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #148 on: June 30, 2010, 06:07:21 AM »
In Soviet Russia, the politicians tell the truth


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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #149 on: June 30, 2010, 06:14:03 AM »
In soviet russia the economy goes up
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