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Offline Ho'ne Diheart

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #165 on: July 01, 2010, 08:19:15 AM »
In Soviet Russia, the shirt wears you


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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #166 on: July 01, 2010, 08:23:29 AM »
In Soviet Russia, The Russia Sovet's In!

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #167 on: July 01, 2010, 09:19:53 AM »
In Soviet Russia, Lazer fires you!



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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #168 on: July 01, 2010, 01:52:42 PM »
In Soviet Russia, ice cream eats you to fast and gets headache!

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #169 on: July 01, 2010, 05:15:51 PM »
In Soviet Russia, people kill guns!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #170 on: July 01, 2010, 06:46:23 PM »
in soviet russia, computer headbutts you!

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #171 on: July 01, 2010, 07:05:21 PM »
In soviet russia computer infects virus
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #172 on: July 01, 2010, 07:10:55 PM »
In Soviet Russia, you infect zombies!
"From suffering I was born, From misery I was conceived. From the plight of Mortals I thrive, From the pits of Hell I rise, beware...... For I live.........."

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #173 on: July 02, 2010, 12:49:17 AM »
In Soviet Russia, car fills you with gas that's underpriced

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #174 on: July 02, 2010, 03:12:45 AM »
In Soviet Russia, mudkipz leik you!
"From suffering I was born, From misery I was conceived. From the plight of Mortals I thrive, From the pits of Hell I rise, beware...... For I live.........."

"Wait, you're here for my shiny loot? I thought you were here to avenge the cattle and people I've slaughtered..."

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #175 on: July 02, 2010, 03:34:07 AM »
In Soviet Russia Kartorga 12 Is mutated by YOU!

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #176 on: July 02, 2010, 03:43:37 AM »
in soviet russia, buildings fall off of you
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #177 on: July 02, 2010, 04:22:12 AM »
In Soviet Russia, water walks on Jesus!

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #178 on: July 02, 2010, 05:02:08 AM »
In soviet russia  grass eats cows

Peace leads to normality, and normality is boring.

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #179 on: July 02, 2010, 06:18:54 AM »
In soviet russia, skyscrapers build you
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