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Offline Alexei

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #630 on: December 20, 2010, 10:28:14 PM »
In Soviet Russia, song remixes you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #631 on: December 21, 2010, 06:46:57 AM »
In Soviet Russia You attack Monster's home


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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #632 on: December 21, 2010, 08:46:35 PM »
In Soviet Russia, you snatch the bed intruder's people up!

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #633 on: December 22, 2010, 12:02:42 AM »
In Soviet Russia, HP breaks you
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #634 on: December 22, 2010, 02:49:41 AM »
In Soviet Russia, toys turn YOU on.

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #635 on: December 22, 2010, 02:51:11 AM »
Aw, I was gonna do a similar one. Whatever I'll do it anyway.

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #636 on: December 22, 2010, 11:51:54 AM »
In Soviet Russia, my joke was better than Crazy's D:

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #637 on: December 22, 2010, 12:26:14 PM »
ISR, Crazy failed
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #638 on: December 22, 2010, 06:49:13 PM »
ISR Couch sits on potato


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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #639 on: December 22, 2010, 09:46:29 PM »
in soviet russia [content removed]
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #640 on: December 22, 2010, 11:22:15 PM »
In Soviet Russia, car drives backwards!
(theres a reason its called a russian reversal joke XD)
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #641 on: December 23, 2010, 10:53:31 AM »
In Soviet Russia, Red didn't speak Russian
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #642 on: December 23, 2010, 07:52:55 PM »
ISR you eat zombies brains


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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #643 on: December 24, 2010, 09:09:56 AM »
In Soviet Russia, flu has you
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #644 on: December 24, 2010, 04:36:22 PM »
ISR, 65 million BC died by Dinosaurs
I see it as further proof that dinos built time machines... Notice how its always 65 million years ago, it always moves with you... 3 million years later, the dinos died 65 million years ago... ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!!!!  ;)
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