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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #765 on: May 10, 2011, 08:51:42 PM »
In soviet russia, it is impossible to contradict
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #766 on: May 24, 2011, 11:14:26 AM »
In Soviet Russia, skateboard rides you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #767 on: May 25, 2011, 02:31:51 PM »
In Soviet Russia
This Russian is huge!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #768 on: June 02, 2011, 06:50:05 AM »
in soviet russia, collar wears you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #769 on: June 10, 2011, 04:38:23 PM »
ISR,  microphone sings into you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #770 on: June 10, 2011, 06:29:32 PM »
In Soviet Russia, you don't sing "Friday", you sing "Monday"   XP
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #771 on: June 10, 2011, 07:34:20 PM »
In soviet Russia, potatoes farm you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #772 on: June 16, 2011, 07:38:30 PM »
In soviet russia hamburger eatz you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #773 on: June 27, 2011, 11:49:28 PM »
In soviet russia, not so old topic revives you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #774 on: June 29, 2011, 07:55:25 PM »
In Soviet Russia Gun shots you.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #775 on: June 29, 2011, 08:58:44 PM »
In soviet russia, topics lock mods....
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #776 on: June 29, 2011, 09:01:59 PM »
ISR, Tree writes on you!
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We may think we can live life without it, but a life without it would be boring, meaningless, and depressing.
Love controls us. Without love, we are nothing. With it, nothing else in the world matters
Love is only a feeling.
A feeling that makes life worth living or dying

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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #777 on: June 29, 2011, 11:46:26 PM »
ISR, You troll trolls!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #778 on: June 30, 2011, 06:21:48 AM »
In Soviet Russia, Lyrics sing the signer :P
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #779 on: July 02, 2011, 08:47:22 AM »
Quote from: Moongaze on June 17, 2010, 05:11:18 PM
This thread is simple...  Yakov Smirnoff pioneered these jokes, and they are random and pretty silly.  All you need to do is say the magical opening line, and close it with the reverse of something.  How you do it:  You can take phrases, words, actions, or pretty much any verb and twist it around and add you at the end. 

Example:  In Soviet Russia, Lawn mows you!

Here's to start it off:

In Soviet Russia, remote controls you!

Have fun everyone!  :D
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