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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #975 on: May 15, 2012, 04:58:58 AM »
In soviet Russia, Houses Foreclose banks
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #976 on: May 24, 2012, 05:16:18 PM »
In Soviet Russia, bills pay you
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #977 on: May 24, 2012, 05:20:02 PM »
In Soviet Russia, you keep banks money
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #978 on: May 25, 2012, 05:26:10 PM »
In soviet russia, road forks you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #979 on: May 25, 2012, 05:32:59 PM »
In Soviet Russia, Call Of Duty games play you.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #980 on: May 25, 2012, 05:34:08 PM »
In soviet russia, society cons artists!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #981 on: May 28, 2012, 11:22:08 PM »
In Soviet Russia, guitar smashes you.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #982 on: May 29, 2012, 11:10:11 AM »
In soviet russia, drugs get addicted to you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #983 on: May 29, 2012, 12:19:00 PM »
In Soviet Russia, they tell "In Capitalist America Jokes"
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #984 on: May 29, 2012, 08:48:05 PM »
In Soviet Russia, mice chase cats.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #985 on: May 29, 2012, 09:13:17 PM »
In Soviet Russia, joke tells you.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #986 on: May 29, 2012, 09:20:32 PM »
In Soviet Russia, joke tells you.
Hmph, should have guessed someone would have used this one.
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #987 on: June 02, 2012, 05:38:48 PM »
In Soviet Russia, bank steals your money!
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #988 on: June 03, 2012, 01:35:16 AM »
In Soviet Russia, grenades throw you.
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Re: In Soviet Russia...
« Reply #989 on: June 03, 2012, 10:33:25 AM »
in soviet russia, water drinks you


soviet russia sounds like a dangerous place
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