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Author Topic: Dr. weird!  (Read 1141 times)

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Offline Vosur Aekira

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Re: Dr. weird!
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2010, 08:24:07 AM »
(Knock at the massive door)
Girls: "Girl Scout cookies!"
Dr. Weird: "Steve! Release... the door spiders."
(Steve activates a few dog-sized robotic spiders that wander to the door)
Girls: "What're those?! SPIDERS!!!! AHHHHH!!!!"
(They run off, leaving their cookies behind)
Dr. Weird: "I guess we were interested. Hahahahahah!"

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Re: Dr. weird!
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2010, 12:41:32 AM »
XD epic win

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Re: Dr. weird!
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2010, 01:12:15 AM »
Gentlemen behold! Corn!
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Re: Dr. weird!
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2010, 01:15:34 AM »
Gentlemen... behold!  More corn!  And this time... shall be different!  Mua-hahahaha!

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Re: Dr. weird!
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2010, 09:47:12 PM »
Dr. Weird: Gentleman! Chop off my head with such velocity, that my blood will rocket through my neck and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix!

Steve: Wow. Ah heh. Eh, what's in Phoenix?

Dr. Weird: Why, it's your momma, Steve! Get the axe!

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Re: Dr. weird!
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2010, 02:42:01 AM »
Gentlemen behold..... the keyboard!
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Re: Dr. weird!
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2010, 10:56:10 AM »
Steve, talking on the phone: "Alright, hold the mayo... uh Dr. Weird?" He gets off the phone and turns to look to Dr. Weird.
Dr Weird, having his foot inside of his mouth: "Mf-ff-fs fngh fth ef mf fft!" The foot goes into his mouth more. "Mf mfth-th, fth mfth." The leg goes further in until the kneecap, making him fall over. ((Translation: "My face has finally decided to eat my foot!" "It hungers, for more."))
Steve: Resumes talking on the phone"Better make that one."

 

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