For all of you imbecilic, mentally stunted fools out there who can't sem to find even the most mundane insult in that bottomless void of a cavity you call your skulls, here are a few truisms that I could reccommend using in future threads, though you may not in this one, as I have already applied all of them to you:
1. Benjamin Franklin once said that "a peson who does not have an education cannot understand how happy life can be." You are miserable according this comment, and furthermore, if you had two braincells to rub together, you'd realize Benjamin Franklin didn't actaully say this.
2. A thought crossing your mind would be momentous in itself, and yet would leave the thought dissapointed that the trip didn't last longer.
3. (Insert "Redneck Joke" here.) Why didn't you fill it in, is it too close to admitting something about yourself?
So before all you hapless neanderthals post another comment explaining that you can't dig up enough creativity to lauch an inevitably senseless and unscatheing remark to continue this line of abusive repartee, let my above propositions attempt to spark whatever dormant and malnourished sense of wit you may or may not have into it's own feeble action. When it finally hit's you (or perhaps I should say 'if'), plug your ears with those potato-like, inbred fingers of yours to brace your self against the popping sound. That may just be the sound of your head coming out of your ass.
Topic: The Insult thread! (Read 5819 times)