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Offline Snow

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Funny Stories!
« on: June 22, 2010, 05:03:00 AM »
So get this. I was at the doctor the other day and I have to be put on a machine to check on all the things like my blood pressure and such, and so the machine fails and the doctor wasnt in the room, so when it went to a state that says that you dont have a heartbeat the doctor runs and thought that I died! HAHAHA!

Ok here is another

(side story: the day before this happen my brother was at a friends house all night and didnt sleep)
I just got done with work one day and I get home, my brother was in the entry way and just standing there. So I say "hey Nate, Whats up?" He didnt reply. I just thought that he was being stupid. So I walk into the kitchen and my mom was there and said to me "Chris did you throw away your glasses?" I'm like "Um.. How could I, they are on my face" "Ok, maybe they are you grandmas or something" she replied. So then I go to my room to change from my work clothes, and as I enter my room my brother walks from the entry into the bathroom. After I change I walk down to the basement to place some PS3. As soon as I get down there I see a blanket on the couch and my brothers Ipod and his earbuds blasting music still. Not a min later I here the bathroom door open and my brother walking down to the basement. When he gets down there he has this face like WTH! "How the heck did I get in the bathroom!!!??? And where are my glasses!!??" He asked. All I could do was say "Well by the looks of things you were sleep walking, o! and by the way, your glasses are in the trash hahaha!"
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I've seen a vision of my life
And I wanna be delivered
In the city with the sinner
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Re: Funny Stories!
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2010, 05:07:30 AM »
Rofl  you have sum fun experiances!
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Re: Funny Stories!
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2010, 05:38:43 AM »
My friend whipped himself with a vine today.
I was pmsl.
He got himself in the face xD
It was funny because he was trying to whip ME!
Then he pegged a golf ball at my genitals and missed, so I picked it up and pegged it at his back x3
I have it on camera haha we were at school.

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Re: Funny Stories!
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2010, 10:33:41 AM »
One time my friend farted so hard he crapped himself.

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Re: Funny Stories!
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2010, 05:46:42 AM »
One time my friend farted so hard he crapped himself.



LOL SO HARD AT THAT!
It's pretty annoying when you have gastro or something, and don't know of it.
"Oh, I need to fart! I should give it a little help..." "Oh, oh God NO!"

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Re: Funny Stories!
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2010, 05:07:42 AM »
Ah... sleep walking stories, I have one of those. 

One night (after my brother had already fallen asleep) my mom and I were on separate computers in my house's office.  My brother walks in with his eyes closed and proceeds to ask, "Mom... You know those potatoes?"  My mom was of course confused by this question and replied,  "No, what potatoes?"  My brother said "I don't know..." and then wet back into his room and fell asleep.

He actually had a few other sleep walking incidents.  One time he was screaming about how he broke the "C" in Cornell.

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Re: Funny Stories!
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2010, 05:12:08 AM »
LOL

One day i was playing on the Wii and a window was open and as i swinged the remote it vanished, Turn's out it fly out the window
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Re: Funny Stories!
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2010, 05:58:55 AM »
LOL

One day i was playing on the Wii and a window was open and as i swinged the remote it vanished, Turn's out it fly out the window

I was at my friends house one day and I kinda threw their remote into the ceiling fan. Which was turned on xD
The whole family was watching us play D: I made her mum swear! LOL!

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Re: Funny Stories!
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2010, 02:58:44 PM »
I sleep walk and talk, although people tell me what I say in my sleep is kinda explicit......

Oh, but once my parents told me when I was asleep I got up and started talking to my plushies, then went back to sleep.

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Re: Funny Stories!
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2010, 06:01:24 PM »
I was walking around at meh school and i randomly said ''I love being a furry'' and everybody went WTF then i realised what i just said
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Re: Funny Stories!
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2010, 09:17:07 AM »
me and my friends convo: "i think im a furry" "how?" "i like chibis" "....that isnt a furry" "FUUUUUUU!"  :o

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Re: Funny Stories!
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2010, 04:41:56 PM »
Wait, what is Chibis  :?
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Re: Funny Stories!
« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2010, 05:27:33 PM »
cute mini huggable drawings, go onto google images type in chibi, and see for yourself  ^_^

funny story: this morning i woke up and i was asleep at the foot of my own bed....lol  ^_^

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Re: Funny Stories!
« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2010, 05:49:16 PM »
This morning I woke up and I swear I tried to toast a Xbox Controller, Never go to bed at 2
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