"There's something I've always wanted to ask you."
"Does it involve a feather and a fit of laughter?"
*Pulls out feather*
"Is that part of your gypsy powers, fairy lady?"
"Hey, Hour, what's the difference between you and a loud buzzing fly whizzing around my head?"
"..."
"One's a major annoyance, and the other is a loud buzzing fly whizzing around my head."
"Me saw no good person. Yellow, long of nose. Me hide bush."
"You hide IN bush, not you hide bush."
"No, me hide bush. See?" *Raises a bush from behind a bush.*
A few jokes from a script for a cartoon I'm working on called Benny N' Friends. (For lack of a better title)