The quote game

[Count of Cutesy]

Samurai Shodown 1 Console Version

"I offer you all the gold in the world for your soul!"
"No food, no deal!"
"Ha! Wrong answer, tubby!"
"Talk, talk!"

"Woops, so much for an encore. I stopped him."

"Woops, turned you into a hamburger! Needs cheese."

"No one calls me freak! ...No one but my wife."

Samurai Shodown 1 Arcade Version

"I offer you all the gold in the world for your soul!"
"Sorry, I already sold mine!"
"Then die you crazy funster!"
"Talk, talk!"

"Woops, so much for an encore. I killed him."

"Woops, turned you into pulp! Not enough here for hamburger."

"No one calls me freak and lives! ...No one but my wife."

Samurai Shodown 2

"Give you my knock for justice!"

"Don't be hateful each other, love is the best strength."

"What a nice person. You kindly give the palm to such a crock."

"Kill you!"

"... ... ..."

"Whoa, I am champ! I will kill all challengers with my sword!"

Samurai Shodown 4

"Yawn..."

"Let's blade boogie!"

"You're boring! Die!"

"Well I really don't feel like losing to a pathetic dweeb such as yourself."

"The nightmare begins! Hehehe, let the nightmare begin!"

"You ware worried abuot me?" (Their spelling, not mine.)

"Spacial thanks to SNK staff." (Again, their spelling.)

"VICTOLY!" (Just incase you are wondering where that originated.)

[DatFox Coleo]

AHAHAHAHAHA HE BI- AHAHAHAHAH - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0oWhUeyhU4

[Crevan Fox]

News Guy: They use low brow terms like 'Oh yeah' and 'Come here a minute'

Homer to the TV 'Oh Yeah  ' 'Bart come here a minute'

Bart to Homer: 'You come here a minute'

Homer to bart: *Shakes Fist at bart* 'Oh Yeah' 

[DatFox Coleo]

"Someone has tried to steal the mac five!"
"OHH!"
"OHHH!!"
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Post Merge: September 14, 2010, 10:21:56 PMGeneral: Did you just have a brain fart?
Colonel: Pardon me, sir?
General: I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE FART IN MY OFFICE

[RedWolf "lucifer" Guevara]

make love not war - i think it was lennon originaly

[Crevan Fox]

My friend just after coming out of history: Hey sam, This Hitler guy needs to be stopped 

Me: Dude WTF 

[Takarah Luna]

"IMMA FIRIN MAI LAZZAR!!!!!" - dude on "the laser collection" on YouTube...  EPIC!!! 

[The Past]

*After school, waiting for the bus to arrive*

Hannah: "I just saw something very bad!"
Me: "what was it?"
Hannah: "I can't tell you here. I'll tell you on the bus!"
Me: "Why...?"
Hannah: "Because it'll cause bad luck!"
Me: "..." ._.;;

*on the bus*

Hannah: *whispers in my ear* "I saw a boy and girl touching!"
Me: "What?! What do you mean by touching?!"
Hannah: "Bad touching!"
Me: "..... Kissing, right?"
Hannah: "YES! Disgusting! Boys have cooties! Ew...."
Me: *sigh* -_-;;

[Takarah Luna]

  and you're how old???

*After school, waiting for the bus to arrive*

Hannah: "I just saw something very bad!"
Me: "what was it?"
Hannah: "I can't tell you here. I'll tell you on the bus!"
Me: "Why...?"
Hannah: "Because it'll cause bad luck!"
Me: "..." ._.;;

*on the bus*

Hannah: *whispers in my ear* "I saw a boy and girl touching!"
Me: "What?! What do you mean by touching?!"
Hannah: "Bad touching!"
Me: "..... Kissing, right?"
Hannah: "YES! Disgusting! Boys have cooties! Ew...."
Me: *sigh* -_-;;

[The Past]

15. So is Hannah. LOL

[RedWolf "lucifer" Guevara]

id laugh if u just ...sponytainusly combuted - me on a regular basis

[Takarah Luna]

Fail... - me on a daily basis...

[CrazyCat]

To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
- Homer Simpson

[DatFox Coleo]

Nerd: I am a gangster. I am a straight up G. The gangster life. Is the life for me.

[Takarah Luna]

Nerd: I am a gangster. I am a straight up G. The gangster life. Is the life for me.

Me: FAIL!!!!!!!  and  I'M a NERD!!!