a blind man bumped into chuck Norris and was miraculously healed!
...to bad the first, last and only thing he saw was a roundhouse kick.
chuck Norris challenged the sun to a staring competition, and one.
chuck Norris was in a car crash and died (highly unlikely...) when he and the other driver got to heaven
god asked the other driver "why do you deserve to enter heaven?"
the driver replied "i have been a good person all my life and have never done wrong."
"OK you may enter." god then turned to chuck and asked "why do you deserve to enter heaven?"
chuck Norris just looked up at him blankly "your in my seat....."