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Offline Uncle Doggy

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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1230 on: May 03, 2011, 01:17:26 AM »
*suddenly and unexpectedly catches his tail* Gotcha!!!

*pins his tail against a boulder and punches it* YYYOOOOWWW!!!

*relaxes when he realizes he finally has control of his tail* The tail is mine again! The tail is mine again!!! *prances around, happily pawing at his tail* Oh, thank you Zhono! Thank you Namivyn! *hugs them both*

I used every prayer I knew, but none of them worked on the tail. I’m finally free!

I do have one question, though. What if the tail demon returns?
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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1231 on: May 03, 2011, 09:32:22 AM »
Then bribe him! *nibblesz my own tail*
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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1232 on: May 03, 2011, 02:06:11 PM »
I wore a fake tail to school today  ^_^

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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1233 on: May 03, 2011, 10:17:22 PM »
*suddenly and unexpectedly catches his tail* Gotcha!!!

*pins his tail against a boulder and punches it* YYYOOOOWWW!!!

*relaxes when he realizes he finally has control of his tail* The tail is mine again! The tail is mine again!!! *prances around, happily pawing at his tail* Oh, thank you Zhono! Thank you Namivyn! *hugs them both*

I used every prayer I knew, but none of them worked on the tail. I’m finally free!

I do have one question, though. What if the tail demon returns?

The same tail deamon shouldn't, though a different one can under normal cicrustances . However, as a mage destroyed the deamon, I made your tail "immune" for lack of a better word. That doesn't meen that any other part of your body is immune, however.  :/

*spontaneously snuggles Gdw's new tail*

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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1234 on: May 04, 2011, 03:17:02 AM »
Phew! That's a relief, especially since I don't have anything to bribe it with.

How about chasing sheep now? I was a champion sheep herder before the tail demon came.


@Gdw: I'm curious, how long did it take people to notice your tail? Whenever I wore a tail to work or school, people took from a few seconds to several hours to notice it. I found it comical when someone finally noticed it after several hours and then didn't believe that I had been wearing it the entire day. Oh yeah, and did you chase it?
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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1235 on: May 04, 2011, 11:51:56 AM »
It's a kitty tail so now I'm a kitty husky  XP


Post Merge: May 04, 2011, 01:11:16 PM
Yes I love chasing it  :3 and it actually did take awhile for others to notice some people took all day some a few seconds as well
« Last Edit: May 04, 2011, 01:11:16 PM by Gdw-wolf, Reason: Merged DoublePost »

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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1236 on: May 04, 2011, 10:30:12 PM »
Where can i buy a tail and how much do they cost? Ima wear one to school :3
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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1237 on: May 04, 2011, 10:31:30 PM »
Please stay on topic

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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1238 on: May 05, 2011, 04:22:46 PM »
Someone chase me  XP

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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1239 on: May 05, 2011, 04:54:05 PM »
*pounces gdw*

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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1240 on: May 05, 2011, 09:53:29 PM »
*crouched beneath a bush, watching Macid and Gdw*

*speaks softly to himself* As the big cat pounces the unsuspecting wolf’s tail, little does he know his own tail is being stalked by a gigantic and ferocious Sheltie / Papillon cross, the brave dog’s own tail having been recently freed from the clutches of the insidious tail demon.

Tee, hee, hee. *tries to suppress a giggle as his body wiggles in anticipation*

*leaves rustle and twigs snap under paw as the dog bolts from the bush and charges Macid*

Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!

*suddenly stops and looks at both Macid’s and Gdw’s tails* Hmm. Which one should I tackle?
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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1241 on: May 05, 2011, 09:58:41 PM »
*gets bored and walks over casualy. sits down behind the dog and starts happily playing with it's tail*
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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1242 on: May 05, 2011, 11:50:27 PM »
*startled by Serpington, yelps and without thinking, lunges at Gdw's tail*
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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1243 on: May 06, 2011, 11:53:00 AM »
*yelp* *jumps up and bites uncle sights tail back runs and hides behind a group of bushes*

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Re: Tail chasing!
« Reply #1244 on: May 06, 2011, 12:17:37 PM »
*smles innocently* did i startle you?
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