The Village

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hey if you're a ghost then wouldn't facepalming make your paw go through your head?
I smell a fake!!!

[Ho'ne Diheart]

I am half ghost and half furry....My father is Death while my mother is a bear...(Anubis was a dog and was considered death)

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oh half ghost like....danny phantom!!! *epic bass line*
but seriously that's awesome

[Kodachi Devil]

.......Ghosts.
Woah. We just get everything these days. Next thing you know we'll get some elvis impersonator singing hits by the beatles while balancing on a bowling ball with a flower on his head. Just weirder and weirder.

[ZombiezuRFER]

*finds a titanium crossbow and steel bolts*
Interesting.  Anybody have a titanium crossbow? If so, YOURE NOT GONNA GET IT BACK! 
*carves the deer meat*
So, anybody know when the next attack by the city will happen?
*noms deer intestines in plain view*

[Kodachi Devil]

*winces* Yuk.... *turns away so he doesn't have to look at the dead deer* ew ew ew tell me when it's over......

[ZombiezuRFER]

*talks with mouth full*
When what's over?

[Kodachi Devil]

T-T-T-T-The eating of t-t-the deer. *shiver*

[ZombiezuRFER]

*eats deer liver*
I am a carnivorous creature, therefore I eat meat.  This is nothing traumatizing, except for the prey of course.  If watching a carnivore eat is disturbing to you, would you watch insectivores or herbivores like yourself?  You tear into something living and kill it, grind it into a pasty mush while sloshing around your saliva in it, dissolving it, ripping it shreds like you spit acid on it.  You rip apart an innocent plant, like I ripped apart an innocent deer.  Insectivores are worse, they grab the tiny harmless creature and crush it, compressing all its guts, which puts pressure on it until it explodes from the pressure.  So it has its bits of brain all over the place, its stomach fluid flowing over its guts, the heart burst open, and exposed lung, while its body lays there like broken glass when it is shot into an abyss, to be ripped apart on a cellular level.  There is nothing to be disturbed here by watching me.  You're just as bad.  The only traumatizing thing when eating is if youre the one being eaten, which you are not.  Be glad to be alive!  For life is good 

[The Past]

*claps* That was beautiful! :'3
A lesson everyone should learn....

...um, hey, may I have a little bit of that deer? I'm starved. *rubs stomach* o-o

[ZombiezuRFER]

Sure, here you go
*hands lita a flank of deer*
Thanks for the critique of my speech! 

[Seko]

*is sitting on a rock nearby eating a cheeseburger* 

[The Past]

Sure, here you go
*hands lita a flank of deer*
Thanks for the critique of my speech! 

Thanks! *eats it* and no problem.

*looks at Seko* Heeeyyy... where did you get that? o-o

[Seko]

i fooooound it o-o

whyyyyyyyyyyy? 

[The Past]

Wait, you found it? where? O_o