This has probably been one of the most epic weekends ever. I finally signed a lease for a studio apartment in a nice apartment complex (Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd started playing over the lease office radio, making the signing especially epic). Moving in this August; no more dorms for me!
Also, my neighbor problem might be close to being resolved; I talked to our Resident Assistant about it and found out that there's already been several complaints about him. Justice is sweet!