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Offline Alexei

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Few furs and a soup shop
« on: December 04, 2010, 04:33:55 PM »
To recieve soup you must:
1. Know what you are ordering before you enter
2. Do not show intimacy in front of the soup nazi
3. Do NOT request free bread.
4. Do not be loud or obnoxious
5. Do not anger the soup nazi
6. Do not question the soup nazi's judgement
7. No shirt, no shoes, no service.

For a video tutorial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2lfZg-apSA
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Re: Few furs and a soup shop
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2010, 04:40:16 PM »
Good day to you sir. May I have some bean soup please?
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Re: Few furs and a soup shop
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2010, 04:41:26 PM »
Very well, 6 dollars
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Re: Few furs and a soup shop
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2010, 04:41:49 PM »
Can you break a ten?
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Re: Few furs and a soup shop
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2010, 04:45:43 PM »
*cashier hands you 4 dollars and bean soup*

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Re: Few furs and a soup shop
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2010, 05:11:29 PM »
"Hello, sir. May I have the Lobster Bisque, please?"
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Re: Few furs and a soup shop
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2010, 05:12:46 PM »
*eyes you suspiciously*
Very well, 5.50$ .
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Re: Few furs and a soup shop
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2010, 05:15:17 PM »
*pulls out exact change*

"3, 4, 5, and 50 cents. Here you are, sir."

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Re: Few furs and a soup shop
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2010, 05:16:57 PM »
* Cashier, takes money and gives you Lobster Bisque*

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Re: Few furs and a soup shop
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2010, 05:24:16 PM »
Yes you may, 7 Dollars.
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Re: Few furs and a soup shop
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2010, 05:27:56 PM »
*cashier gives you bean soup and 3 dollars change*

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Re: Few furs and a soup shop
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2010, 07:56:58 PM »
Eeeee...
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May I please have Primordial Soup?
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Re: Few furs and a soup shop
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2010, 08:05:37 PM »
That is not on the menu!

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
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Re: Few furs and a soup shop
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2010, 08:10:37 PM »
Sorry, I don't have my lenses in and couldn't see the menu...
*whispers under breath* how dare thee deny my request
I'll take Beef Soup.
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Re: Few furs and a soup shop
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2010, 08:11:54 PM »
*looks at you in disgust*
Fine, 12 dollars.
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