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Offline Cifero Windtail

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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #105 on: February 15, 2011, 03:27:52 AM »
One problem with that: I deflected your blade upwards, so yeah, you just totally messed up my left shoulder.
(winces in pain)
(*But that doesn't mean that you've killed me!*)
*Casts spell that makes a noose made of falafel ninjas tighten around Gabag's throat, then deals a vicious blow to her left arm.*
And to answer your previous question... I AM NOW!!

Are you going to continue?
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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #106 on: February 15, 2011, 03:28:15 AM »
-slowly staggers to my feet, raising my hand at gabag, then shoots a brilliant white lightning bolt, the most powerful in my arsenal, at gabag, who crumples to the ground-


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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #107 on: February 15, 2011, 03:29:11 AM »
A bit overkill.... I had already deactivated her with the emp.... *picks up switchblade and throws it at Kawaii, stabbing his chest.*
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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #108 on: February 15, 2011, 03:29:36 AM »
Oh you furries are so funny sometimes.
*blinks, and a rune of Eldritch storm appears, incenerating all the fail ninjas and the fail norris in a stream of psychic energy*
*takes her limp left arm, then violently re adjusts it back in place while willing her sword back into her hand ans a shuriken pistol into her other hand*

Shall ve?


Post Merge: February 15, 2011, 03:30:01 AM
-slowly staggers to my feet, raising my hand at gabag, then shoots a brilliant white lightning bolt, the most powerful in my arsenal, at gabag, who crumples to the ground-
sorry
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you dont decide if I live or die
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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #109 on: February 15, 2011, 03:30:48 AM »
See this? This is your end-game.... *shows the EMP* I can end you when ever I want....
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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #110 on: February 15, 2011, 03:31:15 AM »
-falls to the ground, laughing- you don't know the power I have... now, BEHOLD! -unfolds wings and releases a burst of air, which blasts all in the area onto their backs-


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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #111 on: February 15, 2011, 03:31:36 AM »
I'm not a robot you nincompoop.
I'm a psychic warlock, theres a difference.
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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #112 on: February 15, 2011, 03:32:44 AM »
Well then... *looks at Kawaii* Oh sit down *jumps at him and decks him*
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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #113 on: February 15, 2011, 03:33:02 AM »
FALAFEL ninjas! Sheesh, if you're gonna destroy it, at least say it right! *Blocks attack from someone*
*grips left shoulder in pain*
Oh, and you can't fail Chuck Norris... which is why he's right behind you!
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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #114 on: February 15, 2011, 03:34:16 AM »
-laughs and sits down- okie


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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #115 on: February 15, 2011, 03:34:40 AM »
*takes the emp, and after a second or two of forceful thinking, the emp weapon crumples together into a ball and is floating in the air*
Here's your EMP!

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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #116 on: February 15, 2011, 03:36:43 AM »
Well, here's your dose of HORNET GAS!!!
*blasts Gabag with Hornet Gas gun*
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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #117 on: February 15, 2011, 03:37:21 AM »
the armor is cleaner smelling

It was due for a wash anyways.

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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #118 on: February 15, 2011, 03:38:49 AM »
i know I'm just observing now, but come on, thats just overpowered


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Re: *flips open knives* anyone wanna fight me?
« Reply #119 on: February 15, 2011, 03:40:45 AM »
pffffffffffffffffffffffffffHAHHAHHAH
and you call me overpowered
i must've been killed instantly on the first post around 5 times now.
Oh this is a knee slapper!


Post Merge: February 15, 2011, 03:43:32 AM
Besides i havn't killed anyone yet.
« Last Edit: February 15, 2011, 03:43:32 AM by Gabag »

 

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