The Time Machine!

[Mr.Mustard]

watches the anti-communist hysteria of Senator Joseph McCarthy (history buffs FTW)
Sends next user to 1932 Derry, Maine

[Kodachi Devil]

wonders if this is the setrting of one of Stephen king's 500 million novels.
Sends the next user to 1966, Rhode Island.

[Mr.Mustard]

Watches the Rams play football

sends next user to the creation of 'Encyclopedia Dramatica'

[Kodachi Devil]

sets it on fire.

Sends the next user to 2010 RONAPEUR CITY.

watch Black Lagoon and you'll understand.

[Mr.Mustard]

Sees some epically graphic violence

Sends next user to Alexander Graham Bell's study, 1876

[Puncia]

I tell him about the latest iPhone app for Facebook.

And then send the one below me to Sir Oliver Joseph Lodge in 1898 so they can thank him properly.

[Mr.Mustard]

Gives him one of the old 'brick phone' to get his research started

Sends next user to Plymouth Rock, Pennsylvania, 1620

[Kodachi Devil]

I steal plymouth rock and put it in my fireplace.

sends the next user to the invention of the following emoticon: 

[Mr.Mustard]

I replace it with this: 

I send the next user to the year 1234

[Kodachi Devil]

I decide to use my futuristic knowledge and INVENT THE TELEPHONE. and charge much money for it.

I send the nexct user to 4321

[Mr.Mustard]

I am prided as a human decree of history, and am regarded as one of the most important artifacts ever discovered

I send next user to 1921, U.S. Mint

[✡]

I putter around for a bit on Broadway and then rob Andrew Carnagie

I send the next user to July 17, 1981

[Mr.Mustard]

Sees the Bombing of Beirut

March 10, 1940

[✡]

I punched FDR in the nose just because I felt like it

I send the next user to December 31, 1999 in New York

[Mr.Mustard]

Is trampled to death by people freaking out over Y2K

Sends the next user to December 7, 1941, Pearl Harbor