The Time Machine!

[✡]

I punch the Japanese in the face and save America!

I send the next user to 6,000 BC

[Alexei]

Invents fire, the wheel, bronze, iron, steel, the pyrimads, the great wall, indoor plumbing, electricity, rocketry, robotics and creates Canada 200 years early so we become the worlds superpower

Sends next user to Gander, Newfoundland sept. 11th 2001.

[✡]

I putter around again and go to starbucks and try to order coffee but the worker won't speak english so I drown him in coffee

I send the next user to January 20, 2011

[Alexei]

Goes to school and is bored.

Sends next user to mexico 1912

[Mr.Mustard]

Sees the Mexican Revolution begin

I send the next user to 1985, Doc Brown's lab

[Alexei]

Goes back n time with Maty and helps him get his parents back together

Sends next user to 1960 Liverpool.

[Mr.Mustard]

Watches the Beatles live in concert, and has the happiest day of my life 

Sends next user to the Alamo, 1836

[✡]

beats up Santa Anna and declares himself Lord of the Alamo. Much alcohol is drunk.

I send the next user to July 4, 3008

[Mr.Mustard]

Watches a crab-man calling himself a doctor eat a flag and start an interplanetary war

Sends next user to 1940, Iwo Jima

[✡]

eats all the infantry's food

I send the next user three seconds into the past

[Alexei]

Warns myself not to shave 'cause I just cut myself.

Sends next user to 1281 middle east.

[✡]

starts Islam before Muhammed can. Makes millions.

I send the next user to Roswell New Mexico 1945

[Mr.Mustard]

Sees a robot fall from the sky, followed by a space ship with that same crab-doctor, an old man, a young idiot, a cyclops, and an Asian

I send the next user to 1999, Connor Residence

[Alexei]

Runs like hell before Arnold gets there.

Sends next user to 1951 New york

[✡]

does nothing because he didn't get a time. sips some pepsi as he sits around.

I send the next user to the year 25,542 AD