I did the stupidest thing the other day/ today

[Mr.Mustard]

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Reminds me, a thing I do every now and then, If you order a pizza from Papa John's website, you can order with special instructions...
'Draw a wizard fighting a unicorn on the box'
'put a new pair of shoes on the box. Size 14.'
'Tell me how magnets work'

[serpington]

my sister sometimes used to call a place like KFC and order macdonalds and vise versa.

[Mr.Mustard]

I've done that before... drove to McDonald's and ordered a Whopper, and thew a fit and demanded to see the manager when I didn't get one...

[✡]

i fell headfirst down a mountain today

[Daemon]

well. this wasn't me but one of my friends moms. She drove to a Mc D's and said 'Can I have a whopper?' they guy on the other side said 'That's Burger King.' then she said 'But I thought you're motto was 'have it your way'...' the guy said 'that's Burger King too.' and finally, she said 'Eat Fresh?' and the guy said 'That's subway'

[Mr.Mustard]

When I worked in Albion, there was this lady who was always stealing my lunches, which was usually McDonald's. So, one day I ripped a little off of a McDonald's bag (It had the logo on it) and taped it over the censer on her mouse, so it wouldn't work. This is one of the few time a prank didn't get the message across, she kept eating my food...

[CormacCoyotecraft]

In my literature class, I thanked the teacher for answering my question; however, I was tired, so my response was mumbled. The teacher thought I said "[removed] you" instead of "thank you."

[Kyriin]

Hope you didn't get a detention

[CormacCoyotecraft]

No, just a shocked look from the teacher and ten minutes of sudden, awkward silence from the class before I explained myself 

[fatcat82]

In med school in Seattle Wa, for a final the class was told that the test had a front and a back. I completely forgot until I turned in the test, about the back portion of the test...I facepalmed...alot.

[albercroc]

At the office, I went to a workmate's computer and copy at clipboard some text... Then, I back to my computer and try to paste it...

[✡]

i walked into a glass door

[Daemon]

I hit my head against my desk at school, I instantly jumped up and shouted 'I WASNT SLEEPING!'

i failed.

[Mr.Mustard]

I woke up and tried to go for a walk, until I realized that my legs were harnessed to the bed...

[Alexei]

My friend said that I fell asleep with my eyes open in physics, I don't even know how that happened......