I did the stupidest thing the other day/ today

[Daemon]

My friend said that I fell asleep with my eyes open in physics, I don't even know how that happened...... 

i do that al the time when we're reading Romeo & Juliet. I dont remember most of the hour. 

[Alexei]

My friend said that I fell asleep with my eyes open in physics, I don't even know how that happened...... 

i do that al the time when we're reading Romeo & Juliet. I dont remember most of the hour. 

Yeah, he just heard me snoring slightly and he tried calling my name and waving his hand in front of my face.
I don't even remember.

[Daemon]

#1: I called 'Marinarea Sauce' 'Marijuana Sauce' before.

#2: I called 'Taquitos' 'Taquila' just 5 minutes ago.

[Alexei]

I got fired from being a DJ once, I was volunteering on a Christian radio and it was my last day so on the last track of the day I yelled "THIS ONE GOES OUT TO MY BEST FRIEND PAUL! WOO!" I was supposed to simply say the name of the song and it's composer but adding a bit of flair to a religous radio station is wrong......... apparently. 

[Zaspher]

Me and three other friends all got two detentions for running down the halls pretending we were airplanes. It was the best we had our hands out and everything .

[Mr.Mustard]

When I was about 10, I shaved off one of my dad's eyebrows while he was asleep. I never saw him that mad again...

[✡]

i walked into a glass door...

[Kaprika]

hm...lemme see, i got PLENTY of stories

1#
i was on the phone with my friend in me and my mates bed and the lights were out...he wanted to ask me how much sausage i wanted for dinner so he came in and i didnt see..and when i roll over i see him standing there with this HOOGE long thing in my face and i scream "OH MY GOSH THEO PUT THAT AWAY! !!!"
he looked at it..(it was like a foot long) and skipped out of the room pleased as hell and was like "you thought this was me...THANK YOU BABE, LOVE U!"

2#
i was commissioned to do a fursona art and i got all the details for it..and went RIGHT to work...the next day i posted the inked version; all seductive and sexy. so i give it to the customer and there like.. uh....she looks great...but IM A GUY!
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ill post more when i think of em

[✡]

I sat in my car waiting for someone to drive me home when I realized that I had driven myself...

[Ares the Ram]

*claps for Kaprika* 


I raked my moms yard the other day and got the entire front lawn done. I then realized that I ddnt have anything to to bag it in. raked the entire pile back to the back yard.

[Daemon]

2#
i was commissioned to do a fursona art and i got all the details for it..and went RIGHT to work...the next day i posted the inked version; all seductive and sexy. so i give it to the customer and there like.. uh....she looks great...but IM A GUY!
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*cough cough* macid *cough cough*

I hit my knee on a park bench and said "Ow my Uter**"
You probably know the last two letters. I don't know why I said that word instead of any other, all though I think we had been exploring that part of the body that day in health.

[Zaspher]

AT first when I read that I thought you said Uter then I'm like what the hell Daemon has an Uter. Then I saw the last few sentences.

The water down by the river felt warm today so I jumped in. Only to be greeted by a 3 foot bed of mud. I'm still washing it out. It smells awful like fur haters on a hot humid day.

[HyperKat]

I'll try to think of some of mine -

This often happens...my friends push me slightly and I fall over...damn dyspraxia

Um...once my friend was on the phone to her Mum and went "...Mum....OMG Mum...I- I LOST my phone!" She spent a good 5 mins on it until she finally calmed down and listened to what was being said "You're ON your phone!" =P

This one I hope people get...I'm from the UK though...
So I have to go on the Tube to this thing for university with my school but we have to get there ourselves. So my friends asked me "Are you going back via Kings Cross?" and I said "No.." they asked me a couple times, confused because...for those that don't know...Kings Cross is pretty much somewhere that links all the different Tube lines...so eventually they asked "How ARE you getting back?" "I go via Kings Cross St. Pancreas =3" So the facepalmed...a lot "Number one it's Kings Cross St. PANCRAS amd number two it's the SAME PLACE!" Fail

[Uncle Doggy]

I am the best driver ever.

When I was first learning to drive, I drove my Mom's car 3 miles with the parking brake on. I wondered why it didn't have much power.

When I switched from a standard transmission to an automatic, I frequently stomped on the floorboard with my left foot looking for the clutch pedal.  A few of my friends suggested I install a fake one.

At work, when I was learning to drive a forklift, I picked up a skid stacked 7 feet high with a few hundred small, light-weight plastic fans. I was driving down the aisle at full speed in reverse (necessary when you can't see over the load) when the lift started veering to the right. I turned the steering wheel to straighten the lift's path, but I turned the wrong way and slammed into a post. The fans went flying and were scattered all over the aisle. A few people stopped to help me pick them up. After they were restacked, I realized I could not wrap them because they were stacked against the mast of the forklift, and I could not move the lift because it was still backed up against the post. I tried to move the skid, but when I stopped, I hit the brake too hard, and the fans went everywhere again.

Another thing about the forklift is the directional control (forward and reverse) is a small lever on the left side of the steering column where the turn signal is on a car. So, when I left work, I got in my car, started the engine, turned on my right turn signal, revved the engine, and wondered why my car wouldn't move.

I did all that sober, and people wonder why I'm afraid to drink.

[HyperKat]

I was watching my mum check her e-mails and she went into her spam box, saw an enlargement e-mail and muttered "Well they'll have to SEND me one first" =P