Tainted Wish Game

[The Bovine Rodent]

You get them, but they don't have a palm, either.

I wish it would stop snowing.

[Dog Donovan]

It stops snowing, then it becomes sunny immediately, melting the clouds and snow, flooding the local area completely.

I wish I had another broomstick to rip off and start practicing my FD again.

[The Bovine Rodent]

You get it, but the handle is hollow and very light.

I wish I was in Brazil.

[Dog Donovan]

You're there. No one else is. You're completely along, a human in a desperate situation. Congradulations.

I wish my arms weren't quite so long...

[Sen]

Why not?  Long arms are awesome!  I have long arms. 

I wish that I were paid more at work...

[The Bovine Rodent]

You're paid more, but the "more" is a severance check. (And how is being all alone in Brazil a bad thing? That's what I intended )

I wish I was better at fire dancing.

[Sen]

Granted.  But the awesomeness gets too insane and the people that watch you's heads explode.

I wish that I were warm...

[The Bovine Rodent]

You're warm. In fact, you're very warm, and you light on fire.

I wish I could change shape at will.

[Dog Donovan]

You can. But you change into shapes other than what you want, although at your leisure. ^w^

I wish I had a tail.

[Sen]

(Thanks for lighting me on fire...  )

Granted, but it comes out of your forehead.

I wish that I got A's in all my classes.

[Dog Donovan]

(That made me cry)

I wish I could talk to Flyer and Noke face to face.

[The Bovine Rodent]

Granted- but the faces are implanted into a steel wall, not a person.

I wish I had usable wings.

[Golge]

granted but they get you pulled into a plane engine (oh thats a little violent now that i think of it)

i wish i had some ice cream

[Dog Donovan]

You have it, but it sucks.

\/I wish I had longer hair?\/

[The Bovine Rodent]

You got it- so long that you trip over it when you walk.

I wish I knew Italian.