Look, man, I really am sorry, I know that it is also the name of a shoe. That's why I said "Well, this one is anyway." But if you want to fight I guess that we can. But please, if we can just avoid dismemberment and eye-gouging and stuff in this fight, that would be preferable.
*draws dagger*
(Current thoughts: Oh, CRAP. Why did I enter that way in the first place? I could have done that another way. I've gotta work on my people skills...)
Okay... ready when you are....