You play too many video games if...

[Mr.Mustard]

This is always a lot of fun...
So, you can post about any video game, but you have to put the game at the top, like this:

You know you play too much fallout 3 when...
You try to pay you're bar tab in bottle caps
You see a leaking sewer and think, 'I wonder how irradiated it is...'
You see a stray dog, and try to enter vats

You can post as many different games as you want, but separate them, like this:

You know you play too much Mass Effect when...
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You know you play too much Half-Life when...
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[Puncia]

You know you play too much Minecraft when:
- you expect splinters to fly whenever you open a door.
- you constantly look around corners for green frowning faces.
- you pee in your pants whenever you hear "hsssssss".

[Rhett (Twister)]

You know you play too much Assassin's Creed when:
You write a report on him for History class (happened to me O.O )

[Puncia]

You know you've played too much Spyro the Dragon when...
- you constantly dream about flying, racing, platforms and collecting gems.

(Ever since I was a child.)

[Mr.Mustard]

You know you play too much Oblivion when...

you pull out a map, point to an area, and hope you "fast travel" to it.

you put on a ring and try to breathe underwater.

your first reaction when someone insults you is to beat them to death with a mace.

you think Obama is a Redguard.

you say "Huzzah!" after doing well in anything at work.

you start eating random plants to see if you get any special effects

you walk around work thinking, "Just who to do these idiots think they are? Don't they know I am as powerful as a God?"

your in the laundry room and thinking about putting two different colour shirts in the washer on a certain washing setting, then say to yourself "I should save first".

[Blaiiine]

You play to much Modern Warfare 2 when you...

-expect to wake up to the sound of tanks on the street
-quote Soap and Ghost constantly.

[Alexei]

You play too much Call of duty when...

-You believe that Sgt. Woods actually deserved to win best character of the year at the Vga's
-You think all UAVs are equipped with predator missiles.
-You think hiding behind cover heals bullet wounds.


You play too much Half Life when.....

-You think theoretical physicists are all cool
-You'd be more comfortable using a crowbar to kill something then to open a crate.
-You wonder who ate all the donuts

You play too much Team fortress when.....

-You say "Om nom nom" in a deep voice when eating a sandwich
-Playing sports, you call the other team babies
-You engage in fierce debates over the gender of the pyro.

[Tim Siguire]

You play too many videogames if....

you think some games have historically correct facts, or if you belive the entire game is correct.

[x]

You know you play too much Oblivion when....

- you clean out the 'inventory' of your purse every morning to make sure nothing is so heavy it'll affect your speed, and calculate the effectiveness of each granola bar and water at restoring your fatigue

- you get mad at your friends and thrust at them with your hands hoping they'll burst into flames

- threaten your parents that you'll open an Oblivion gate outside the house if they don't let you go to that party friday......but only after mentally saving....and of course the end result is you getting grounded so you mentally enter a remove bounty cheat code.

[Mr.Mustard]

You know you play too much Black Ops if...

You study the Vietnam war in order to find the zombies.

You join the military and ask what you're killstreaks are.

You think that drinking soda extends you're life.

[Nix Panthera]

You know you play too much Assassin's Creed when:
Everytime you go by a church, you have an unexplicable urge to climb it and find the Eagle's View
You keep expecting to wake up from your life in a Corporate facility with Kristen Bell standing over you in a lab coat.

You know you play too much Prince of Persia when:
You eff up, and reach towards your belt area hoping to press the reverse button on your dagger of time.

You know you play too much Final Fantasy when:
You go to the races and expect to see Chocobos rather than dogs or horses. (btw I don't actually go to races I think it's inhumane, I just wanted to use Chocobos in this thread)

['Project Zeta']

You know you play too much Team Fortress 2 when:
You take a class in cybernetic manufacturing in hopes of making a sentry gun.
You stop and eat a sandwich when mortally wounded.
You go into a rabid frenzy when you pass by the nearest hat store.

You know you play too much World of Warcraft when:
You drink inhumane amounts of water to try and gain mana.
You try to get the family dog large enough to ride on.
You refer to your boss or parent as "My Warchief" or "My King".

[Ares the Ram]

you start doing yard work and feel like youre in an rts game. (seriously happened to me)

[Puncia]

You know you've played too much tetris if you refuse to admit there ain't enough room in the car...

You know what I mean.

[Gelidus]

You steal Morrowind from Best Buy because its just that good and you have NO money