You play too many video games if...

[Alexei]

You play too much Splinter Cell when...

-You think leaving the last exact spot you were last seen will make you invisible
-You think beating someone up gives you the ability to kill many people with perfect headshots after marking them.

[x]

you know you play way the flip too much Oblivion when....

* Someone is being slow in front of you in a long line, and you yell: "You move like a pregnant cow!"

* You jump off a high cliff with no parachute and no worries....after all, you're on God mode. Even if you weren't, a quick heal spell would do the trick.

* You hear thunder outside during class and run to your teacher screaming: "Head mage! An Oblivion gate just opened outside! Call the guards!*

Post Merge: March 09, 2011, 05:24:20 AMoh forgot one...

you know you play too much Oblivion if every time you get a cold chill, you expect it to be followed by a visit from Lucien Lachance.

[Daemon]

you know you play way the flip too much Oblivion when....

* Someone is being slow in front of you in a long line, and you yell: "You move like a pregnant cow!"

* You jump off a high cliff with no parachute and no worries....after all, you're on God mode. Even if you weren't, a quick heal spell would do the trick.

* You hear thunder outside during class and run to your teacher screaming: "Head mage! An Oblivion gate just opened outside! Call the guards!*

Post Merge: March 09, 2011, 05:24:20 AMoh forgot one...

you know you play too much Oblivion if every time you get a cold chill, you expect it to be followed by a visit from Lucien Lachance.

-and if you're name is Lucien Lachance