Wait, you don't have one of those? Oh, thank God!
MPoD or "Moderator Post of Death" is a term used to describe the "tell us about yourself" questionare that everyone gets from a moderator when people join my other forum. It's in good nature of course, but it does take a while to type a post that answers it, and it is kinda annoying. (hence, the "death" part)
I admit, being a newb again feels a bit wierd...