*drives by and sees an inn, and then decides to keep going to California*
*starts singing a Hoedown*
There once was a time, when I gave a cop the finger.
I thought it would be funny, but I didn't wanna linger.
I headed toward the freeway, but I didn't get very far.
Stupid me I was walking. I wasn't in a car.
[everyone else] WASN'T IN A CAR!