Furry paradise inn

[Srgntcuddles]

*Srgntcuddles walks out of a store and stands before an oncoming horde; he stares them down eagerly and smiles. He then takes two drumsticks that where strapped to his thigh and twirls them in his hands before tossing them into the eyes of two approaching zombies. He reaches behind him and unslings one of the two guitars he has on his back. He stums a loud note on it before charging into the horde shouting* "Let's rock!"

[Gabag]

*plays the doom 3 menu theme as Sgt. Cuddles rocks on*

[Srgntcuddles]

*Tosses another drumstick at a zombie before unslinging his second guitar; continueing his slaughter of the undead*

[Niala Ornitier]

*sets several of the undead aflame* DIE STU....DIE AGAIN STUPID ZOMBIES!

[Srgntcuddles]

*As cuddles is slaying the zombies one sneaks up behind him and grabs him; it sinks it's teeth into cuddle's shoulder before he can smack it off* "Crap..." *Cuddles clenched his shoulder in pain as a zombie with no legs started biting into his shin; dropping him to his knees.* "Gah!" *Cuddles swung wildly trying to keep the decending zombies at bay as they got closer and closer...*

((Dun dun duuuuun!))

[Kit Angel]

-slams open his door sending a zombie flying as he looks out into the hallway- what the...? -walks past the zombie that is now embedded into the wall- coffee....

[Dessum]

*Taps away on my laptop*

Gawd dang it! There's a tiger hacking my internetz!

[Nyyrikkia Anikeria]

*sits down on a bench and sits on a zombie reading a newspaper and crushes it* This seat feels lumpy....

[Niala Ornitier]

*Taps away on my laptop*

Gawd dang it! There's a tiger hacking my internetz!

*slyly comes out from the laptop nomming on a wire* it ...it wasn't me *swallows the wire and jolts up and down* BUZZ BUZZ!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzap! *trips over the carpet and out the window, crushing several zombies* lucky? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew *picks an ear or two off my fur*

[Buddywolf]

*Gets in a car and drives over the zombies*
LA la la, I am cutting the grass down. 

[Srgntcuddles]

*The horde Srgntcuddles was fighting finaly gets ontop of him and starts to devour him alive. Cuddles screams in agony as he gets eaten; he soon dies and the zombies lose intrest and leave cuddles' bloody corpse on the ground*

[White Wolf Guardian]

*White sees the Cuddles body and then drags it away to his office* Hehehehe... let's see what I can do for this one

[Ghost 789]

OBJECTION!*Comes out of a file cabinet dramatically points at white wolf* You took a body into an office, which makes you a SICKO!!!
Wait, how'd I get here?


Post Merge: [time]Thu Mar  4 21:52:15 2010[/time]

*Gets in a car and drives over the zombies*
LA la la, I am cutting the grass down.  

*Buddy's car hits me*OW! What the heck was that for!?
How do ya like THIS!?
*Transforms into a 500T weight and falls on his car*

Post Merge: March 04, 2010, 10:19:57 PMNow, where was I...oh, yeah!!!
*Transforms into a giant turret* SAY HELLO...TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!
*Fires away at zombies, and, eventually, wipes out 709285767/813682945 of the zombies!*
Hope I helped...And P.S: Sorry about the car buddy...

[Buddywolf]

 
My car! Also, I didn't mean to hit you  sorry.
But my car! It only had one more payment left and now I has to get it all...well, a new car now.
*Takes out chainsaw and cuts the zombies around down to size*

[Ghost 789]

How about I help make up for that?
*Turns into ultimate car with 500 max mph and sweet paint job, turrets, and CUP HOLDERZ! *