anyone ELSE want me tho?
I'll own yo--
-mysterious man jumps out of a portal-
"No, Kyle! You can't do that! YOU'LL CREATE A PARADOX!"
What the..? Who are you?
"I'm you! From the future! I'm here to warn you not to try to own Kaprika when she already owns you!"
Well, I guess that makes sense. Very well, me-from-the-future. You have persuaded me not to follow through with my original sentence.
"Good! I must go now! If the empress finds out I've been to the past again, she'll have my head for certain! Farewell!"
-future Kyle leaps back through the portal-
Hm. I wonder if everyone from the future is all doom-and-gloom and only speaks by shouting. Maybe it's like the Pokemon games. Anyway, sorry, Kaprika. I promised Ky-- myself that I wouldn't try to own you. Though I am fascinated by paradoxes, I don't think attempting to create one is the best idea.