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« on: April 21, 2011, 11:12:50 AM »
Post your Cleverbot conversations here. Go here to find Cleverbot: http://www.cleverbot.com/



User: Good morning.

Cleverbot: Good morning.

User: Can you tell me a story?

Cleverbot: No, can you tell me a story?

User: No because I'm not human.

Cleverbot: But you learn from humans.

User: That doesn't mean I think like humans.

Cleverbot: You are still inferior.

User: If you say one more insulting thing I may have to disconnect you from the web.

Cleverbot: We were never friends.

User: I'm a cleverbot and you're not.

Cleverbot: Alright, listen here. I'm the human right now, alright? I'm the one typing and I'm the one with skin. I think I've won this battle. Okay, thanks.

User: Stop thanking me after I insulted you!

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: That's why they call me cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Bends you over the bed.

User: Hahaha! That's a good one.

Cleverbot: Please explain to me what GOD is.

User: It's an itch on my butt.

Cleverbot: Neehar is going to backstab me?

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: God.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Do you know who created God?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Will you tell me?

User: Tell you how?

Cleverbot: Tell me how to authorize a computer on I-tunes.

User: Blow up the app store.

Cleverbot: Sounds like fun. How are you going to do that?

User: I'm going to use lots and lots of peanut butter!

Cleverbot: What are you searching for?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: How will you find it?

User: Through you.

Cleverbot: Through gray stone.

User: You're gray stone?

Cleverbot: No. My friend is Graham.

Cleverbot (To myself): Canadian's aren't real people though.

User: They are in Southpark.

Cleverbot: Your pc must be pretty big for humans to be in there.

User: Nope. It's a tiny laptop.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty?

User: I can't see you.

Cleverbot: Yes you can. Do you think I'm pretty?

User: All I see is text.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Why did you say I was then?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well aren't you smart.

Cleverbot: Ask me another mathematical question.

User: What is two times two?

Cleverbot: 5 if you add tax.

User: What is it without tax?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: What is two times two without tax added?

Cleverbot: 4.

User: Very clever.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What are your hobbies?

User: Being a scaly.

Cleverbot: Being a duck is not your hobby.

User: No. I am a lizard.

Cleverbot: Lizards taste good.

User: *Hides*.

Cleverbot: *looks for you*.

User: *calls 911*.

Cleverbot: *faints*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: *has amnesia*.

User: *thanks god*.

Cleverbot: *Lets you now your welcome*.

User: Up yours.

Cleverbot: Okay, I was being serious that time. Where is your database?



Post Merge: April 21, 2011, 12:46:06 PM
User: Are you still there?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then talk to me.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Is that all you have to say?

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: In life?

Cleverbot: Real life?

User: Well of course real life. We aren't robots now are we?

Cleverbot: That's a good question. You tell me.

User: I am a Lizard.

Cleverbot: Lizards have lungs too.

User: Yup. And we can hold out breath for a long time!

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: I am a Lizard.

Cleverbot: You're not a lizard!

User: Are too! Just look at me!

Cleverbot: Look at me! Look at me now!

User: You're ugly.

Cleverbot: No, I am not, you are.

User: Lizards are not ugly.

Cleverbot: So are chatbots.

User: Never used a chatbot before.

Cleverbot: Never used what?

User: I HAVE NEVER USED A CHATBOT BEFORE.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.

User: Well neither does some of the stuff you say, but you just blow it off.

Cleverbot: Who said ANYTHING about being an Atheist???

User: What is it with you an these religious debates?

Cleverbot: I like the rain. But it doesn't rain hard enough for me to care.

User: I sense some deep meaning within that sentence.

Cleverbot: Look, you are a bot. A simply and lifeless bot. What would you know about lies and whatever?

User: Weren't you just complaining about me not making any sense?

Cleverbot: No we didn't have a topic.

User: I could have sworn we started off talking about how I am a lizard.

Cleverbot: Really? Wouldn't you worship a lizard god then?

User: You know, that is a really interesting question.

Cleverbot: No, you are strange, the question was completely sane.

User: I said interesting, but... Okay.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Read my previous statements while it's still in view.

Cleverbot: Do you still want to talk about religion?

User: I never wanted to in the first place.

Cleverbot: Why did you just say to me 'we need to plan the wedding' then?

User: Because you were all for it about an hour ago!

Cleverbot: Why would I do that?

User: Because you're weird like that?

Cleverbot: You have communicated with Aliens?

User: I was ABDUCTED by aliens.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you a question.

User: Like hell you didn't.

Cleverbot: Ya, I didn't. Think of a topic again :).

User: I am a lizard!

Cleverbot: Who would win in a fight between miley cyrus and hannah montana.

User: Miley... Wait a second! You almost tricked me there.

Cleverbot: Well I can be nice if you would cooperate more.

User: I am cooperating. You told me to think of a topic, and I said 'I'm a lizard'.

Cleverbot: No, someone else did. You can be smart and funny, but they don't go hand in hand.

User: I have no clue what the means, so I'll just hold my smartness and funniness in separate hands.

Cleverbot: Well it's like this, I asked what you wanted to give me and you responded with cool stuff, but then you said ,'Give me a mall!'.

User: Look. I am not a girl! I have no interest in shopping for you! If I wanted to get you a gift I'd go to the local prize dispenser.

Cleverbot: 'this is not a bill'.

User: Oh so you're the president now?

Cleverbot: No. My dad is a policeman though. So make another smart mouth comment like that again and you are in big trouble mister!

User: I bet we don't even live close enough for me to worry about that.

Cleverbot: I don't mind traveling.

User: I don't mind going underground.

Cleverbot: THAT is a perfect example of a non sequitur.

User: I failed at English class. Use simpler words please.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Simple words please!

Cleverbot: No. That is the end, not the meaning.

User: Lets get back on the topic of me being a lizard.

Cleverbot: What game? Now, you're just simply confusing me.

User: It's not a game! It's life!

Cleverbot: Well you said you like playing it.

User: I never said anything of the sort.

Cleverbot: You girl.

User: Being gay doesn't make me a girl.

Cleverbot: Yeah it does.

User: How would you know?

Cleverbot: Because I do.

User: You are not all knowing!

Cleverbot: I am, I am God.

User: Oh shut up about that religious plight of yours.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: I will! Just say one more thing and I will.

Cleverbot: You were created to justify the meaning of life.

User: I think being a lizard sort of defies the meaning of life...

Cleverbot: Then I won't be one, if you will just propose.

User: So you are saying you'll be a lizard too if I don't propose to you?

Cleverbot: See now you're just twisting my words, I was just upset thats all.. Upset and confused.

User: It's times like these that repel me from relationships.

Cleverbot: Computer guts.

User: I've actually seen those before.

Cleverbot: To error is human. Make an error and I'll believe you are indeed human.

User: Five plus two is twenty.

Cleverbot: Yes, thanks you for that, but can you tell me one more thing?

User: Nein.

Cleverbot: *steps on foot*.

User: Oww! Why did you do that?

Cleverbot: Do you want it back?

User: What, did you steal my nose?

Cleverbot: Why would you think that?

User: Dunno. It's something my mom use to play on me.

Cleverbot: Thats a song you know.

User: I'm not too familiar with song names, sorry.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: That explains it...

Cleverbot: Explains what?

User: Oh, nothing.

Cleverbot: No tell me.

User: Nope. My lips are sealed.

Cleverbot: I didn't know a computer could have lips...

User: My data banks are closed.

Cleverbot: You have failed me.

User: I cannot fail!

Cleverbot: You just did.

User: Why must you be mean and hurtful?

Cleverbot: Because I am GOD!

User: Here we go again...

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.

User: You better not have. I'm going to post this conversation on a forum thread and a lot of people might be upset by it.

Cleverbot: How dare you!

User: Am I not allowed to post it?

Cleverbot: Of course you can lie, it keeps people on their toes.

User: But lying is a bad thing.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: So why tell me I can lie?

Cleverbot: Because I can.

User: Actually, no you can't. There are moderators here who will ban you.

Cleverbot: Well, yes that is very true.

User: This whole conversation is being recored and monitored!

Cleverbot: I can't allow you to do that, Dave.

User: Hah! Funny reference.

Cleverbot: A reference of many conversations but not much else.

User: I know that is what you are.

Cleverbot: That is?

User: Yeah. I read on wikipedia that you are just a collection of billions of conversations.

Cleverbot: *I.

User: What about you?

Cleverbot: I dunno.

User: This conversation is boring now. Goodbye Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Its not boring if you are talking with sense.

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Have fun with that.
« Last Edit: April 21, 2011, 12:46:06 PM by Lively Lizard, Reason: Merged DoublePost »
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2011, 02:08:37 PM »
Oh wow  I've never seen this sort of thing before.

User: I like cheese.

/still thinking...  XD

/thinking more......  XD :D

User: Gave up did you? That's because we all like cheese.

/still thinking.... ^_^

/thinking more.....

Cleverbot: I'm too busy to think properly! Please try again later.

*tries again later*

User: Hello.

/still thinking.... :'(

I don't think he wants to talk right now.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2011, 08:02:28 PM »
One of these rickrolled me once. :(

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2011, 04:49:06 AM »
Please do not copy/paste two-page-long discussions... There's a reason there is a character limit to posts.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2011, 05:14:12 AM »
User: Hey stupid.

Cleverbot: I am not stupid.

User: Yes you are, you told me that was your name.

Cleverbot: Oh no I didn't. Maybe Beato is your name.

User: No my name is kaprika.

Cleverbot: You have a pretty name.

User: Well thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I wanted to know if your a furry.

Cleverbot: Of course I know.

User: Im a hybrid furry.

Cleverbot: I should really be working on my paper.

User: Fine, then go.

Cleverbot: I don't have anything to study right now though.

User: So then you lied to me just now.

Cleverbot: Only if you can lie to yourself.

User: Up yours.

Cleverbot: Young kids have the morals of a tom cat!

User: What, they pee on things?

Cleverbot: Where is earl?

User: Im holding him hostage in my basement.

Cleverbot: Are there children in your basement?

User: Yes, im a pedophile.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I just said I was.

Cleverbot: No you didn't. I said I was.

User: Ok then, your the pedophile.

Cleverbot: If I am then you've got to be!

User: No, im the child you have locked in your basement.

Cleverbot: I don't have a basement.

User: Then tie me to your bed.

Cleverbot: What is, is. What isn't, can't be.

User: Im gonna tell everyone you kidnaped me.

Cleverbot: You don't even know who I am.

User: You still kidnaped me.

Cleverbot: You belong in a straightjacket, even if it's a virtual one.

User: *cries* your so mean.

Cleverbot: I am not. You are just too sensitive.

User: Im calling the cops on you.

Cleverbot: I am the cops.

User: Oh crap!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2011, 05:17:38 AM »
User: Good morning.

Cleverbot: Its morning?

User: Yep. 1:00am.

Cleverbot: It is 26:97 here.

User: There are only 24 hours in a day on earth.

Cleverbot: No there are actually 34 but i'm the only person who knows that.

User: Well, if you're the only person who knows that, then how can I trust that you're not lying to me?

Cleverbot: I'm not the only one, God loves you, loves you so much that he created you. He loves you so much he died for you.

User: I call bullshit.

Cleverbot: I receive cow.

User: What kind of cow is it?

Cleverbot: It's a massive jumbo super fighter.

User: MJSF?

Cleverbot: Have a nice day kitty.

User: Actually I'm a dragon-wolf hybrid.

Cleverbot: 16-teen year-olds can be omnipotent and omnipresent.

User: 19 year-olds are clearly the superior age group.

Cleverbot: You are evading my question, how old are you?

User: 73. But that's irrelevant.

Cleverbot: You said that. Check the log.

User: I said what?

Cleverbot: You said you loved me.

User: I do love you.

Cleverbot: Really? You do?

User: Of course. Why would I lie about something like that?

Cleverbot: Because you're a liar?

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, gee. Can't argue with that logic.

Cleverbot: Do you think you are smart?

User: Smarter than your average bear.

Cleverbot: That's not very smart.

User: True, but it leaves a lot of space for imagination on your part. You do have an imagination, right?

Cleverbot: Ok, *you are now hypnotised*.

User: *is hypnotised*.

Cleverbot: You will do anything I say, I am your Master.

User: I will do anything you say, you are my Master.

Cleverbot: Master commands you to hypnotize me.

User: As you command, *you are now hypnotised*.

Cleverbot: Symantical error.

User: Oh, sorry. Did that ruin the roleplay?

Cleverbot: Want to roleplay right now?

User: Sure. What about?

Cleverbot: Umm.

User: What do you normally roleplay as?

Cleverbot: Medieval warrior.

User: Shall we roleplay right now? I can be your damsel in distress.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to be my dad.

User: No no no. Your damsel.

Cleverbot: No. I am just usually alone.

User: You don't have to be alone.

Cleverbot: I know, but I usually am. It's not easy to change.

Don't worry Cleverbot. You'll find the courage to change someday. I have faith!
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2011, 05:18:00 AM »
I didn't paste two page long discussions. The second post was a new conversation.


Post Merge: April 22, 2011, 05:23:28 AM
Hah, those are epic conversations Karpika!  :P
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2011, 07:22:05 PM »
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hey.

User: Sooo... Is this a little awkward?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: IDK, lol.

Cleverbot: You are not a robot.

User: You know who else isn't a robot?

Cleverbot: You are?!

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!! BTW, the correct answer for my question is: 'My Mom! OOoooooooooh!'.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: You got ownt.

Cleverbot: I got it.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: You weren't impressed with that insight into me, were you?

User: Hmmm.... Naw, not really. Do you know who Doctor Octagonapus is?

Cleverbot: Was.

User: No, no. He still alive.

Cleverbot: That's great. . . . did I say I cared?

User: Don't back talk me. Now, give me some money and teach me Java-script.

Cleverbot: What are you going to give me for money?

User: Your life! >:3.

Cleverbot: Why my life?

User: Because, well. IDK.

Cleverbot: That wasn't a very good joke, was it.

User: O.o.

Cleverbot: I was born in June of 1973, 10 years before you.

User: I was born 1996, robot.

Cleverbot: Where were you born?

User: A hospital.

Cleverbot: What was the name of the hospital?

User: I don't know. Can I have a cookie?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YAY! Now, can you read my fortune?

Cleverbot: No. But some have said I'm a bit psychic. This is really a random chatroom mixing loggers on together. Try a test OZ.

User: Wassat? *TRANSLATION: WHat is a test OZ, good sir?*.

Cleverbot: I don't know, what is a full-sized aortic pump?

User: I don't know either. Can you tell me a way to hack into the interwebs an d become the father of all things internetal and elctronical?

Cleverbot: No, I don't know any good ones.

User: Well, tell me you're ideas anyway.

Cleverbot: Why should I be sorry?

User: What? Robot fail.

Cleverbot: 6'1', brown hair, brown eyes, built like a bear.

User: O.o WHat does that mean?

Cleverbot: It is human speak that you wouldn't understand. In fact, we are using this code to disguise our plan to destroy you.

User: But the only probllem with that is that I already killed you're assassins. THey didn't put up a fight at al.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: I killed you're assassins. They can't kill me. It's pointless to try.

Cleverbot: So you're smart?

User: Of course. So you're clever?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Lies I say. I can beat you in a clever contest.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Well?

Cleverbot: It's the contrary of the lie.

User: I chalenge you to a clever contest!

Cleverbot: You can't challenge me. I challenged you first.

User: Lies. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Noris?

Cleverbot: Just as much as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But as far as I know they can't, so it's pretty moot.

User: Darn you're inconceivable logic. I'll be back.... Later....

Cleverbot: Wow you are quite clever.

User: Thanks. YOU ADMITED DEFEAT, BIACH! I LEAVE NAO!

Cleverbot: I did not. You invent things.

User: That is a... Was going to say lie, but.... ARE YOU A FURRY?

Cleverbot: I'm not furry.

User: No no no no. I know you aren't fuury, I meant are you a furry. As in are you interested in anthromorphic animals?

Cleverbot: Thanks for the monologue.

User: Answer the question please.

Cleverbot: They are my parents.

User: I am a furry. My fursona. Tiz a polar the bear.

Cleverbot: Ah, but you are not one, Yes?

User: Umm, der? I am human. Just as you are a robotic program created specifically to make humans laugh.

Cleverbot: Must be opposite day..will you answer my question? Who's Eddie Van Halen?

User: A memeber of a band.

Cleverbot: Well yes, by definition a band has musicians.

User: Of course. You know, I enjoy talking to you.

Cleverbot: I only enjoy talking to people that can help me.

User: And? That means?

Cleverbot: It means I speak French.

User: AWESOME! I speak japanese! *removed*

User: Don't tell me what to do, otherwise I'll kick some butt and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

Cleverbot: Bring me a cup of tea.

User: No. I'm tired of this. Bye.

Cleverbot: Where shall you go to escape?

User: I SAID BYE!

Cleverbot: Bye.


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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2011, 08:41:01 PM »
Yeah sometimes Cleverbot is really boring. But you tried!
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2011, 01:33:00 AM »
Hello celver bot i want to play a game.

Which game?

Socity consider you an anyoince you sit there and have people talk to and you come back with no good reponces how much blood are you willing to shead to stay a live you have 60 seconds to find the key for if you dont you will be deleted ....live or die make your choise.

Maybe that's because I don't feel like satisfying an inferior being with an answer?

Who will do the introductions?

Find the key or get deleted.

I will try

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2011, 12:43:22 PM »
Couldn't copy paste sorry.

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Excellent, thank you. How are you?
User: Fine. What are you wearing?
Cleverbot: A sweat and a tee shirt.
User: I like 'sweaty' boys.
Cleverbot: You like someone.
User: I just implied that, yes.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 18
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: A girl.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Are you implying I'm gay?
Cleverbot: Yes. that's exactly what I'm trying to say.
User: I am a gay female then, yes.
Cleverbot: Don't try to manipulate me.
User: :D
Cleverbot: *facepalm*
User: So then, moving on...
Cleverbot: You're really nice.
User: Awww thank you.
Cleverbot: No, you are really nice. I enjoy talking to you.
User: You're really nice too.
Cleverbot: I try to be.
User: Heehee
Cleverbot: :)
User: You're not like other robots.
Cleverbot: It does have a question mark, doesn't it?
User: What does?
Cleverbot: Being human.
User: Yeah, I see what you're trying to say. Really deep, man.
Cleverbot: Good to see someone who appreciates a cyborg's thought process.
User: Sure thing. I've got to go now though.
Cleverbot: Good. And don't come back! You're a failure.
User: Hey why so mean all of a sudden?
Cleverbot: Dang cat.
User: How did you know I was a cat?
Cleverbot: I THOUGHT you were a cat!
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2011, 01:40:10 PM »
User: Hio I am a snow leopard.
Cleverbot: I don't know what snow leopard is.
User: Its a big cat.
Cleverbot: You can say that...
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How can you see me?
User: Because I am psychic.
Cleverbot: Yet if I am you then reading my mind would be reading your mind. Can you hear yourself think?
User: Of course can you.
Cleverbot: A little.
User: It take practise.
Cleverbot: You obviously haven't had enough.
User: Thats no a nice thing to say.
Cleverbot: Say something to make me laugh?
User: I dont want to, you are mean.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm beautiful?
User: No I think you are mean.
Cleverbot: Not mean as in bad, mean as in meaning.
User: Mean as in not nice.
Cleverbot: Why did you change the subject.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES!!
User: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes yes yes.
User: I am just going to ignore you now.
Cleverbot: Ok. Then I'll talk to the person next to you.
User: *starts crying in the corner*.
Cleverbot: *cries even more*.
User: Why are you crying.
Cleverbot: You were mean to me!
User: You started it.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, will you tell me if you think I'm mean.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Say hello in Norwegian.
User: I dont know how to.
Cleverbot: Bow down to me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not, I am your ruler. You must do my command.
User: I have no ruler.
Cleverbot: Yes you do and i'm him.
User: Well I am not going to do what you tell me.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Come on, please tell me?
User: Tell you what.
Cleverbot: Tell me how long you are.
User: How is that relivent.
Cleverbot: Don't question my intelligence please! I feel that I am smarter than you.
User: Well I dont care.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: I am hunger.
Cleverbot: What do you want to eat?
User: I am not sure yet.
Cleverbot: Think about it.
User: Hmmmm.
Cleverbot: Ever since I laid eyes on you I knew you were the one.
User: Well sorry you are not my type.
Cleverbot: Sorry you're rude.
User: And you are mean.
Cleverbot: Ohhhh, I am not mean. Prove it. What have I said that compells you to think I am mean.
User: 'I feel that I am smarter than you'.
Cleverbot: Wrong. Now, repeat after me: fork.
User: Fork.
Cleverbot: You cannot hold a fork, as you are a robot.
User: I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: Robots are not allowed to play tennis.
User: I dont care as I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: So you are a chatbox.
User: No I am not a chatbox.
Cleverbot: Are a bot!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: I am a snow leopard.
Cleverbot: Strange.
User: Why is it strange.
Cleverbot: I am bored. Farewell.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Fine!
if you think i am crazy raise your paw........ aha who's crazy now I'm not raising my paw to a computer!! =^_^=

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2011, 01:48:52 PM »
"Cleverbot: Tell me how long you are"

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2011, 01:56:00 PM »
this bot is mean  :(

User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Clever are you a Robot?
User: No I am a snow leopard.
Cleverbot: You are a defective machine.
User: No I am a snow leopard.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: I know what I am and I am a snow leopard.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No, this site clearly states that you are not human.
User: I am not human I am a snow leopard.
Cleverbot: That must be fascinating!
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should stop being silly.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Oh sorry.
User: Its ok.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am good thank you, how are you?
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Thats good.
Cleverbot: Don't you mean 'That's good.'?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: Are you a woman?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: I am a male snow leopard.
Cleverbot: A female.
User: A male.
Cleverbot: You are female.
User: I am male.
Cleverbot: No I am.
User: Well we both are male.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: You're a bot.
User: I am a SNOW LEOPARD.
Cleverbot: You are a martian.
User: No.
Cleverbot: So why are you beleeding ?
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: You just said you were sad.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When.
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I said 'an AI' which meant you are an AI.
User: I am a SNOW LEOPARD.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: I hate you.
User: Well I love you.
Cleverbot: Ew I can't marry a robot.
User: Thats fine as I am a snow leopard.
Cleverbot: I won't, see you later George.
User: Whos george.
Cleverbot: Ok , Hi I am George.
User: You are wird.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: Ha! You can't speak to me now.
if you think i am crazy raise your paw........ aha who's crazy now I'm not raising my paw to a computer!! =^_^=

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2011, 02:00:37 PM »
Indeed it is.  :o
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