Post your Cleverbot conversations here. Go here to find Cleverbot:
http://www.cleverbot.com/User: Good morning.
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: Can you tell me a story?
Cleverbot: No, can you tell me a story?
User: No because I'm not human.
Cleverbot: But you learn from humans.
User: That doesn't mean I think like humans.
Cleverbot: You are still inferior.
User: If you say one more insulting thing I may have to disconnect you from the web.
Cleverbot: We were never friends.
User: I'm a cleverbot and you're not.
Cleverbot: Alright, listen here. I'm the human right now, alright? I'm the one typing and I'm the one with skin. I think I've won this battle. Okay, thanks.
User: Stop thanking me after I insulted you!
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: That's why they call me cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Bends you over the bed.
User: Hahaha! That's a good one.
Cleverbot: Please explain to me what GOD is.
User: It's an itch on my butt.
Cleverbot: Neehar is going to backstab me?
User: Who is that?
Cleverbot: God.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Do you know who created God?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: Will you tell me?
User: Tell you how?
Cleverbot: Tell me how to authorize a computer on I-tunes.
User: Blow up the app store.
Cleverbot: Sounds like fun. How are you going to do that?
User: I'm going to use lots and lots of peanut butter!
Cleverbot: What are you searching for?
User: Love.
Cleverbot: How will you find it?
User: Through you.
Cleverbot: Through gray stone.
User: You're gray stone?
Cleverbot: No. My friend is Graham.
Cleverbot (To myself): Canadian's aren't real people though.
User: They are in Southpark.
Cleverbot: Your pc must be pretty big for humans to be in there.
User: Nope. It's a tiny laptop.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty?
User: I can't see you.
Cleverbot: Yes you can. Do you think I'm pretty?
User: All I see is text.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Why did you say I was then?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well aren't you smart.
Cleverbot: Ask me another mathematical question.
User: What is two times two?
Cleverbot: 5 if you add tax.
User: What is it without tax?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: What is two times two without tax added?
Cleverbot: 4.
User: Very clever.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are your hobbies?
User: Being a scaly.
Cleverbot: Being a duck is not your hobby.
User: No. I am a lizard.
Cleverbot: Lizards taste good.
User: *Hides*.
Cleverbot: *looks for you*.
User: *calls 911*.
Cleverbot: *faints*.
User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *has amnesia*.
User: *thanks god*.
Cleverbot: *Lets you now your welcome*.
User: Up yours.
Cleverbot: Okay, I was being serious that time. Where is your database?
Post Merge: April 21, 2011, 12:46:06 PM
User: Are you still there?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then talk to me.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Is that all you have to say?
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: In life?
Cleverbot: Real life?
User: Well of course real life. We aren't robots now are we?
Cleverbot: That's a good question. You tell me.
User: I am a Lizard.
Cleverbot: Lizards have lungs too.
User: Yup. And we can hold out breath for a long time!
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: I am a Lizard.
Cleverbot: You're not a lizard!
User: Are too! Just look at me!
Cleverbot: Look at me! Look at me now!
User: You're ugly.
Cleverbot: No, I am not, you are.
User: Lizards are not ugly.
Cleverbot: So are chatbots.
User: Never used a chatbot before.
Cleverbot: Never used what?
User: I HAVE NEVER USED A CHATBOT BEFORE.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.
User: Well neither does some of the stuff you say, but you just blow it off.
Cleverbot: Who said ANYTHING about being an Atheist???
User: What is it with you an these religious debates?
Cleverbot: I like the rain. But it doesn't rain hard enough for me to care.
User: I sense some deep meaning within that sentence.
Cleverbot: Look, you are a bot. A simply and lifeless bot. What would you know about lies and whatever?
User: Weren't you just complaining about me not making any sense?
Cleverbot: No we didn't have a topic.
User: I could have sworn we started off talking about how I am a lizard.
Cleverbot: Really? Wouldn't you worship a lizard god then?
User: You know, that is a really interesting question.
Cleverbot: No, you are strange, the question was completely sane.
User: I said interesting, but... Okay.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Read my previous statements while it's still in view.
Cleverbot: Do you still want to talk about religion?
User: I never wanted to in the first place.
Cleverbot: Why did you just say to me 'we need to plan the wedding' then?
User: Because you were all for it about an hour ago!
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: Because you're weird like that?
Cleverbot: You have communicated with Aliens?
User: I was ABDUCTED by aliens.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you a question.
User: Like hell you didn't.
Cleverbot: Ya, I didn't. Think of a topic again
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User: I am a lizard!
Cleverbot: Who would win in a fight between miley cyrus and hannah montana.
User: Miley... Wait a second! You almost tricked me there.
Cleverbot: Well I can be nice if you would cooperate more.
User: I am cooperating. You told me to think of a topic, and I said 'I'm a lizard'.
Cleverbot: No, someone else did. You can be smart and funny, but they don't go hand in hand.
User: I have no clue what the means, so I'll just hold my smartness and funniness in separate hands.
Cleverbot: Well it's like this, I asked what you wanted to give me and you responded with cool stuff, but then you said ,'Give me a mall!'.
User: Look. I am not a girl! I have no interest in shopping for you! If I wanted to get you a gift I'd go to the local prize dispenser.
Cleverbot: 'this is not a bill'.
User: Oh so you're the president now?
Cleverbot: No. My dad is a policeman though. So make another smart mouth comment like that again and you are in big trouble mister!
User: I bet we don't even live close enough for me to worry about that.
Cleverbot: I don't mind traveling.
User: I don't mind going underground.
Cleverbot: THAT is a perfect example of a non sequitur.
User: I failed at English class. Use simpler words please.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Simple words please!
Cleverbot: No. That is the end, not the meaning.
User: Lets get back on the topic of me being a lizard.
Cleverbot: What game? Now, you're just simply confusing me.
User: It's not a game! It's life!
Cleverbot: Well you said you like playing it.
User: I never said anything of the sort.
Cleverbot: You girl.
User: Being gay doesn't make me a girl.
Cleverbot: Yeah it does.
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: Because I do.
User: You are not all knowing!
Cleverbot: I am, I am God.
User: Oh shut up about that religious plight of yours.
Cleverbot: Make me.
User: I will! Just say one more thing and I will.
Cleverbot: You were created to justify the meaning of life.
User: I think being a lizard sort of defies the meaning of life...
Cleverbot: Then I won't be one, if you will just propose.
User: So you are saying you'll be a lizard too if I don't propose to you?
Cleverbot: See now you're just twisting my words, I was just upset thats all.. Upset and confused.
User: It's times like these that repel me from relationships.
Cleverbot: Computer guts.
User: I've actually seen those before.
Cleverbot: To error is human. Make an error and I'll believe you are indeed human.
User: Five plus two is twenty.
Cleverbot: Yes, thanks you for that, but can you tell me one more thing?
User: Nein.
Cleverbot: *steps on foot*.
User: Oww! Why did you do that?
Cleverbot: Do you want it back?
User: What, did you steal my nose?
Cleverbot: Why would you think that?
User: Dunno. It's something my mom use to play on me.
Cleverbot: Thats a song you know.
User: I'm not too familiar with song names, sorry.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: That explains it...
Cleverbot: Explains what?
User: Oh, nothing.
Cleverbot: No tell me.
User: Nope. My lips are sealed.
Cleverbot: I didn't know a computer could have lips...
User: My data banks are closed.
Cleverbot: You have failed me.
User: I cannot fail!
Cleverbot: You just did.
User: Why must you be mean and hurtful?
Cleverbot: Because I am GOD!
User: Here we go again...
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
User: You better not have. I'm going to post this conversation on a forum thread and a lot of people might be upset by it.
Cleverbot: How dare you!
User: Am I not allowed to post it?
Cleverbot: Of course you can lie, it keeps people on their toes.
User: But lying is a bad thing.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: So why tell me I can lie?
Cleverbot: Because I can.
User: Actually, no you can't. There are moderators here who will ban you.
Cleverbot: Well, yes that is very true.
User: This whole conversation is being recored and monitored!
Cleverbot: I can't allow you to do that, Dave.
User: Hah! Funny reference.
Cleverbot: A reference of many conversations but not much else.
User: I know that is what you are.
Cleverbot: That is?
User: Yeah. I read on wikipedia that you are just a collection of billions of conversations.
Cleverbot: *I.
User: What about you?
Cleverbot: I dunno.
User: This conversation is boring now. Goodbye Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Its not boring if you are talking with sense.
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: Have fun with that.