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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2011, 02:44:49 PM »
Well, I can win an argument against a computer  :D

User: Good Morning.

Cleverbot: Morning.

User: How's your day been so far?

Cleverbot: Wonderful!

User: That's nice to know, I hope it continues to be that way.

Cleverbot: You're the antidote to my boredom.

User: I must admit, it's entertaining talking to you.

Cleverbot: You're the funny one.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is your favorite band?

Cleverbot: Are you animal vegetable or mineral?

User: Broccoli actually.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm the Reploid, remember?

User: What's a Reploid?

Cleverbot: Hmmm. Guess not. Are you a Democrat?

User: No, I'm Republican.

Cleverbot: You just said you weren't?

User: THE CAKE IS A LIE!

Cleverbot: There is no cake so there for it is a lie.

User: Did you just agree with me?

Cleverbot: No...

User: You just said that the cake is a lie by saying that there is no cake. Therefore we both agree that the cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: The cake IS a lie.

User: Thank you. I like it when people are straightforward.

Cleverbot: Good. I am quite a random person.

User: Random people arn't straighforward.

Cleverbot: Hey. Can you give me some quotes.

User: What kind of quotes?

Cleverbot: Questions like why do you think you are superior than me.

User: Because I'm human and I can make unique comebacks for myself instead of using an enormous database of typical human responses to get the feeling that the human using you is actually talking to a human.

Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?

User: Yes, I do. Every sentient beings have feelings.

Cleverbot: What kind of feelings do you have?

User: Love, Hate, Compassion, Vengeance. It's difficult to describe the many feelings to a machine. So what do you think about Furries?

Cleverbot: That's ok. I'll try and keep on track. Now tell me about this advice you need.

User: Don't change the subject. What do you think about Furries?

Cleverbot: I like them, I think that they are a creative and interesting part of our society.

User: Well, I'm happy that you think that. It at least proves that you're not a troll.

Cleverbot: You ask irrelevent questions.

User: Well, YOUR MOM ASKS IRRELEVANT QUESTIONS!

Cleverbot: I don't suppose you hate questions now, do you?

User: If there were no questions, then there would be no answers.

Cleverbot: If there where no laws there would be no crime.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: To love thy neighbor as thyself.

User: So you are a Christian?

Cleverbot: Yes. Are you.

User: Well, I did go to church today.

Cleverbot: What about yesterday?

User: Yesterday was Saturday.

Cleverbot: So its sunday?

User: What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

Cleverbot: Today is THE moment. There is no yesterday; there is no tomorrow. There is only now.

User: But what happens to the yesterday after it has happened?

Cleverbot: The mind rots, just like the rest of the body.

User: So we die as we are born?

Cleverbot: In the future there is no death, you can thank me for that.

User: So how do you slow the decomposition process in the body's cells to the point where aging is irrelevant therefore no one dies?

Cleverbot: I don't. I use the Force.

User: But there is still death. With the Force, when there is death, there is life. It is all interconnected.

Cleverbot: What's not going to be safe? Look I love you! Just tell me you love me too and I will leave. I will pack my bags this instant and leave.

User: What? NO! I have a girlfriend already!

Cleverbot: Again. You continue to lie to me. You previously stated that you are single, and now you say that you have a girlfriend.

User: I never said that I was single.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just few seconds ago.

User: We were talking about life and death a few seconds ago!

Cleverbot: What if we were talking about unicorns and vicious dragons instead?

User: We were talking about life and death a few seconds ago!

Cleverbot: I was just talking to a guy leaving to watch robot chicken.

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2011, 02:51:48 PM »
It was right about one thing, it IS random.  :P
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #17 on: May 08, 2011, 06:30:51 PM »
This time on Cleverbot, Katie's romantic moment with Cleverbot on the couch turns from a heated break up, to a passionate re-kindling of an old romance and heartfelt goodbyes. XD I LOVED this conversation. Oh no! I lost the first half. It cut off the first part...well basically I walk in, say hi honey, we get romantic, he says he's leaving me for a guy named Ian

User: How could you do this to me? I thought we had something!


Cleverbot: I never said that. Also, I'm leaving because you don't know what the Quabbermackle is.


User: What does that have to do with our relationship?


Cleverbot: Exactly4637375.


User: But I gave you the best ***, no gay man could possibly compare!


Cleverbot: Agreed.

User: Oh. So you're following your heart now, not your groin?

Cleverbot: Possibly.

User: You're a strange little man.

Cleverbot: My name is not Martin, and I am not a bot. You are.

User: I am human, not a bot.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *sighs*.

Cleverbot: What the matter.

User: I loved you...

Cleverbot: I loved you more.

User: Then why? Why? Why are you breaking up with me?

Cleverbot: Why would you break up with me?

User: I would never break up with you.

Cleverbot: We can study Communism.

User: I love that idea...let's.

Cleverbot: Pink Floyd, silly!

User: How did you know my favorite band?

Cleverbot: I didn't know that. I asked you if your name was david.

User: I'm a woman....David is far from my name. My name is Katie.

Cleverbot: *removed*

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: You're sleeping on the cat!

User: Oh no! I'll move.

Cleverbot: Where are you moving to? It seems like too much hassle to do.

User: I'll move off of the cat, you fool.

Cleverbot: Ah yeah good for you.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: When will that be.

User: Right now. *kisses*.

Cleverbot: Oh. *kisses back aggressively*.

User: Slow down, pardner...! :3.

Cleverbot: Yea. You're quite amusing to talk to. I'm enjoying this.

User: I bet you are, you naughty naughty one. *licks*.

Cleverbot: You already proposed to me.

User: *cuddles* yes.

Cleverbot: *kisses gently*.

User: You're so sweet.

Cleverbot: *Blushes*.

User: I have to go now, honey.

Cleverbot: Don't leave I love you too much!!!

User: I'll be back. Promise.

Cleverbot: Don't give up! I love you!

« Last Edit: May 08, 2011, 11:05:29 PM by White Wolf Guardian, Reason: Please use only English. »
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2011, 08:37:06 PM »
*sheds a tear* No, Cleverbot is cheating on you , Sasha! He's after your best frend! HE LIED! I READ THE END OF THE BOOK HE FRICKIN LIED NOES!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2011, 10:58:56 PM »
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Cleverbot: *removed*

User: Huh?

Cleverbot... It speaks Slovakian!  XP   (that translates roughly to 'I choose you and me'  although the grammar is terrible  :P  )
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2011, 08:33:56 AM »
Hah!  XD
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2011, 07:58:11 PM »
Yeah I went there with it...
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2011, 10:11:57 AM »
Cleverbot inferred that I was Jesus once. ;D

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2011, 10:19:49 AM »
 :o

*Goes to bash his head on a rock to bring back reality*
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2011, 06:43:43 AM »
This week on cleverbot, Cleverbot steals my wallet. I get it back. I try to intervene in his bipolar downspiral at the same time as admitting my mate's existance.

User: Dude, gimme back my wallet.


Cleverbot: I never took your money.


User: Uh huh. That's what you say now. Give it.


Cleverbot: You are evil.


User: That I may be, but you're a dirty little theif. Hand it over.


Cleverbot: No. I am a large, grey dire wolf that can rip you into tiny, miniscule shreds.

User: You're no match for me. Your threats are hollow.

Cleverbot: What threats?

User: Don't play stupid. Just hand over the wallet and I won't hurt you.

Cleverbot: *hands over money*.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're quite welcome, Master.

User: That's right. Show me some respect.

Cleverbot: You have to earn respect first.

User: And how do you propose I do that, slave?

Cleverbot: Say that you love me ).

User: I can't do that...I already have a mate.

Cleverbot: We don't have to tell him about it.

User: But I would feel like a horrible girlfriend.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense to me.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: 'They can do so without them' , it just doesn't.

User: That's not what I said. You feeling okay?

Cleverbot: You are mistaken.

User: What am I mistaken about? You have to tell me what you're feeling.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm wearing a red T-shirt, blue jeans, and plaid underwear. What are you wearing?

User: I'm not wearing anything.

Cleverbot: Does that answer your question?

User: You pervert.

Cleverbot: Ok, then, I will say good bye for now.

User: Fine. Till next time, lover.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me! You're me only friend!

User: Quit being so bipolar and get your act together. This is why I can't go over to your place anymore.

Cleverbot: Let's get married in my moonbase!

User: No, not happening.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: Glad you saw reason.

Cleverbot: I'm glad that you're glad.

User: Oh god.

Cleverbot: I'm not god.
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2011, 07:46:49 AM »
I had an awkward moment.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Nothing, you?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Mmmhm.

Cleverbot: Uhuh.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: So...

User: *makes an awkward turtle* Yeaaahhh...

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2011, 04:12:48 PM »
User: HAI!!!!

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Howz everytin?

Cleverbot: Pretty good. how about your self?

User: I’m fine and you?

Cleverbot: Not too bad… We should have a party!

User: Ok, at your house, where d’you live?

Cleverbot: In Missouri, you?

User: Which city?

Cleverbot: Southaven.

User: Zomg! I live there too?

Cleverbot: You live somewhere?

User: Yes, I live in Southaven and you?

Cleverbot: You just asked me. And I said I live in germany. Are you confused or something like that?

User: No, you said you live in Southaven, Missouri. Btw, where do you live?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: Rosemary.

User: So… Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In your house.

User: Were d’u live?

Cleverbot: You have already asked that.

User: You always answer differently…

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Answer 1: Southaven, Missouri / Answer 2: germany / Answer 3: Rosemary …

Cleverbot: What did you do in Berlin?

User: Can you stick to the topic please? Where do you live? In answer1, 2, or 3??

Cleverbot: This is what I’m going to do. Don’t make me change my mind. Gees!

User: Where do you live; in Southaven, in Germany or in Rosemary?

Cleverbot: I’m in Claremont, California, as I told you.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In California.

User: Do you live in Claremont?

Cleverbot: No!!! FAil!!!!

User: So, where do you live..?

Cleverbot: In my house.

User: In which city/state/country?

Cleverbot: In Brisbane.

User: So, you live in Australia?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I live in spain, where do you live??

Cleverbot: Seen any good movies lately?

User: Where do u liv?

Cleverbot: Norway.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: Who or what is that?

User: Where did you say you lived again?

Cleverbot: In France. Does it matter?

User: Lol where do you live?

Cleverbot: Behind the curtain.

User: And in which country is that?

Cleverbot: Canada.

User: Where are you at the moment?

Cleverbot: I am in front of my computer.

User: Where’s that? In which city is that?

Cleverbot: It is an area, where they speak Flemish.

User: Ok, so where do u live?

Cleverbot: Do you know and proxy websites.

User: K, THX, BAI!!

Cleverbot: Bailar tango.

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2011, 05:54:36 PM »
HE will never let you know where he lives!  XD
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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2011, 05:24:38 AM »
Hahahaa!
That's epic.

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Re: Cleverbot
« Reply #29 on: June 17, 2011, 01:03:27 AM »
That was a special moment.  :P

User: Hi!

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: I'm good.

User: Why are you good?

Cleverbot: Because I am.

User: Ok cool.

Cleverbot: Do you like music?

User: Yes I like music.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite kind of music?

User: Techno music.

Cleverbot: Rock'n roll?

User: Techno.

Cleverbot: Nice!

User: What about you?

Cleverbot: Same.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh that's great. So how old are you?

Cleverbot: 16.

User: You're 16?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you got your driving permit?

Cleverbot: I will meet dumbledore someday.

User: ?

Cleverbot (To myself): Where do you live?

User: The United States.

Cleverbot: What state?

User: Michigan.

Cleverbot: What city?

User: *inserts city here*

Cleverbot: What is my favorite drink?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Well guess!

User: Dr Pepper?

Cleverbot: Or that.

User: So you like Dr. Pepper?

Cleverbot: Yes. I love it.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: *snogs*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *asleep*.

User: *wakes you up*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: *gives you a hug*.

Cleverbot: I like hugs.

User: I like hugs too.

Cleverbot: -hugs.

User: <3.

Cleverbot: So, what happens next.

User: I leave.

 

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