One word. Feast.
The film is called Feast, I guess I just stated that, and it's by far one of the worst movies that I've ever seen. The characters don't even have legitimate names. If I can remember correctly, one was called "Slut Cowgirl"....I needn't say more. The plot is like any other monster flick, though the film lacks build-up, they spring the monster(s) upon the audience at once.
-10/10. The film was that bad. Though it was a indie flick...-8/10, that's better.
Dude, you apparently hated the movie for every reason I loved it! I actually own it on DVD.
I thought the way they named and introduced the characters was hilarious and a great way to poke fun and the genre. I think my favorite example was this:
Name: Bartender
Fun Fact: Shot six times, stabbed four times, bit by one squirrel
Life Expectancy: Horrifying death in 70 minutes.
And no, there is no character named Slut Cowgirl.
For me, Feast = 8/10. However, Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds... it's easily the 2nd worst movie I've ever seen.