The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner

[Shadis]

 :'( sniff sniff, no

[Zhono]

*Zhono rises up out of the pile of dead Lugi's. His eyes tur red* La-Le-Lu-Li-Lo! La-Le-Lu-Li-Lo! La-Le-Lu-Li-Lo!

[ZombiezuRFER]

I, AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!KUUUUUUUUUU!KUKUKUKUKU
The dark-shifting master of shape-ness, Unleashed an usnpeakable shape! But an EVIL Samurai Shapeshifter wielding a magic AKU stepped forth to sword me.  But before the final shape was shape, I TWOAH open a portal in Darkness and flung him in my GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS!

[Zhono]

*takes samurai sword out* EYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEY... *whacks Zombie with sword, but to no effect* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.... *is cast into portal while the "Samurai Jack" theme plays* I'M NOT JAAAAAACCCCKKKKK....

[ZombiezuRFER]

W3ll, there goes MAH BOI and Lotsa Spaghetti! and THE BAGEL! and Mama Luigi! and LINK! and Zelda! and OVER 9000! BIRDS!

[Zhono]

*start dancin* Buhbuhbuh Bird, bird, bird...
The bird is the word...

[ZombiezuRFER]

The BIRDS are angry! *angry birds theme*

[Zhono]

*summons Time Net and runs at Zombie with full speed* Iiiiiii.... GOTCHA! *catches Zombie in Time Net*

[Shadis]

Using a license and credit card from the stolen wallet, Wolf 7133 purchases a 6-pack of beer and proceeds over to the zombies. He sneaks up to the witch who is crying in the corner. He pops the top of a beer can and gingerly offers it to her. She jumps up, screams, and begins ripping him to shreds with her claws. "HaHa, jokes on you, witch!" Wolf 7133 struggles to scream out, "Im kinky and compleatly into this!"    The witch immeadiatly stops, tosses Wolf a med kit, picks up the beer and walks away sipping it.

[Zhono]

*catches witch with a time net* Wait... your not a zombie... *the witch attacks with a Dark Firaga spell, charring Zhono*    *cough* That smarts... *readies a Curaga spell*

[ZombiezuRFER]

*The time net lets go of me*
time net: I never really was on your side.

THE TIME NET IS A SPY!

[Zhono]

This... is... SARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....*whacks Zombie with stun club*

[ZombiezuRFER]

*a lone plasma grenade sails out of the pit and hits Zhono's head*

[Zhono]

*is hit* OUCH! What the- *KAAAAAABOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!*  *cough* *faints*

[Shadis]

Rising from the ground bleeding, Wolf spots Zhono lying on the ground without a head. smiling, his eyes glow a deep, dark purple as he wispers a few ancient words. Zhono rises again with his head once again intact. However, this time something is different, this time his fur is GREEN!!! > "Hehehe, necromancy can be a terrible-" suddenly, Wolf burst into flames as the witch from earier screams evily. struggling to remove the flames, Wolf 7133 turn into shadow and slips into the night. (Its nightime apparently) all stare in wild amazment...  (Yea right)