The Quest of Sillyness and Dinner

[Shadis]

*Walks up chugging a container of buffalo sauce* hmm, i could go for some dessert... *calmly places himself next to the chincilla and begins nom-ing down the cheese kake.* "Mummffffhhh, iss goob!" (It's not canabalism if hes not a wolf anymore!)

[Zhono]

*Zhono's spirit flys up behind Wolf and taps him on the back* Hello?

[Shadis]

Oh, parden me sir. *Scooches over so the ghost has room to eat too* 

[Zhono]

Uhhh... I dn't think I could bring myself to eat my own body... even if it is now cheesecake... *sits down beside Wolf anyway*

[Shadis]

Very well then, would you care for some buffalo sauce or mustard? I always coem prepaired, I got yer fix. *I open my trench coat to revel the insides, which have many bottles of buffalo sauce and mustard in various pockets.* 

[Zhono]

No, thank yoiuy. I don't think ghosts can eat anyway....

[Shadis]

"Sure you can!" *I hold up a ghostly bottle of mustard* "But, your choice!" *Goes back to eating your delicious, sugary carapass* "mmmmmmm, this is good, but needs milk. Mr ghost Zhono sir, could you make a giant glass of milk appear as well? please!  "

[Zhono]

I don't know how well my magic works in this state but... *makes a ghostly glass of milk appear... that can only be drinken by ghosts. * Uhh, sorry. I don't think it will work... *drinks milk and throws away glass*

[Shadis]

Oh wells, at least you have tried, I thank you anyway. I should probably stop now before I ruin my non-existing diet. I've already consumed 2000 calories worth! 

[Zhono]

Maybe you would like to instead use this non-existing pogo stick to pretend to hop down that imaginary hill? *hands non-existant pogo-stick to Wolf*  Or maybe you could pseudo-kick this hypothetical hackysack? *throws the hypothetical hackysack to Wolf* Or maybe you would like to shadow-box this illusory puncing-bag a few times? Oh there's so many thing that you can not-actually-do!

[Shadis]

I SHALL DO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts bouncing in mid air as if on a pogo stick. Starts kicking the air as if hitting a hackysack. Then starts punching the air as if hitting a punchingbag. after a few minutes I collapse to the ground exausted. The pogo stick lands on Zhono's head. He actually feels it.* 

[Zhono]

Owwwwww..... *rubs back of head* Imagination becomes real... *imagines a Mini Cooper, a Triforce, an unlimited supply of dark chocolate, a Shiny Victini, and a hot anthro husky guy for self*    *walks around, looking for imaginary objects and bumps into the husky... But Zhono can't see him* They're invisible... :'( *sits down and pouts*

[Shadis]

*Starts talking to the invisible anthro husky while eating the dark chocolate.* "Hello sir, I am Wolf 7133, wielder of nearly everything arcaine and occultic, at you disposal. Welcome to Ken' naim, the world of sillyness and dinner. Odd name I know! Anyway, you have no need to cloak yourself as we are all friends here. Come, stay awhile, eat some cheesecakecorpse, eat some imagenary, yet oddly real, dark chocolate. And feel free to chat with our odd but nice resident ghost over there. *Points to Zhono* *He appears, thanks me, then casually walks over to Zhono. I quietly turn to Zhono and give him a thumbs up  .*

[Zhono]

*husky* WAFFLES?! WAFFLES!!!    *attempts to glomp Zhono's spirit, but falls right through*  Waffles?  :'(
 
*Zhono facepaws himself*     Right... I forgot to give him a brain... *readies a Perminant Fortify Intelligence spell and casts it at the husky, as well as a Reveal spell.* Now... to make myself more... living... *uses magic to restore his body* Why didn't I do that in the first place...? 
 
*the husky rubs his head* Huh? Where am I? Why do I have this strange craving for waffles?

[Shadis]

*The cheese kake dissapears. Zhono is missing an arm, leg, and his tail.* "NOOOO, The cheese kake!!!! you monster!!!!"    *Turns to the Huskey and cast a dispell spell on him. He gets a big, dumb smile of his face and turns to Zhono.* "WAFFLESSSSSSSS!!!" *Leaps forward and begins nibbling Zhono's ear.* "I may have only helped Zhono's cause..."        lolz