The Riddle thread!

[Tator_dog]

Here's mine:


I always point in the right direction. My instructions are written in black and white. Disobey me and pay the consequences. I will never say more than two words at a time. What am I?

Is it you :sparkle:
You push us in the right direction
You write the rules on the forums
If we disobey you you ban us
The last one...no clue

am i right

[ephemral]

I think it's your conscience, but I'll pass my riddle privilege to the next poster If I'm right.

[Tator_dog]

So whos right crustybread5 :-[

[WingedZephyr]

Here's mine:


I always point in the right direction. My instructions are written in black and white. Disobey me and pay the consequences. I will never say more than two words at a time. What am I?

Oh! A one way sign.  =3

[Tator_dog]

Someone said that already arf

[WingedZephyr]

Someone said that already arf

Nooo, they said an "exit sign." There's a difference. Exit signs don't have arrows.  :umm:

[crustybread5]

Winged Zephyr was right! (Sorry about my absence was a little busy with an exam and stuff)

The answer was a one way street sign.

[WingedZephyr]

Yay! Okay, here's my favourite riddle ever.  =3

A man is trapped in a box with just a mirror and a chair. How does he get out?

(Oh, and there are no doors or anything. Just the mirror and chair and the man in the box.)

[crustybread5]

The man hits his head with the mirror to make it sore.
Then he uses the saw to cut the chair in half and sticks them together to make a whole.
He then climbs into the hole and climbs out of the box.
He then shouts until he is hoarse.
The he jumps on the horse and rides off into the sunset.

[WingedZephyr]

The man hits his head with the mirror to make it sore.
Then he uses the saw to cut the chair in half and sticks them together to make a whole.
He then climbs into the hole and climbs out of the box.
He then shouts until he is hoarse.
The he jumps on the horse and rides off into the sunset.

Hmm... where'd the saw come from?

[ephemral]

He steps on the chair and climbs out.....
On the chance that I'm right I give my riddle privilege to the previous poster.

[BethanieStealsCheese]

The man hits his head with the mirror to make it sore.
Then he uses the saw to cut the chair in half and sticks them together to make a whole.
He then climbs into the hole and climbs out of the box.
He then shouts until he is hoarse.
The he jumps on the horse and rides off into the sunset.

Hmm... where'd the saw come from?

He broke the mirror by smacking it on his head, and used one of the pieces to saw the chair in half! I think, anywho.

[WingedZephyr]

I still need to know where Crusty thought the saw came from.

[tweak]

The man hits his head with the mirror to make it sore.

From there. (See the bold.)

[ephemral]

I get it now I think. I'm just not sure how to word saw into it with him and the mirror though.
....and the mirror breaking as a result.