The story

[Syorean]

So in this game you have to go off the sentence the last person posted to make an epic story.


I wake up at 7am.

[Midnight Madness]

I slam my fist on my aggravating alarm clock for waking me so early, only to swear for breaking it.

[✡]

gotta get my bowl gotta get cereal

[Midnight Madness]

The simple thoughts crossed my mind, finally remembering I was getting up this early to go to school; I roll out of bed hastily and trip over my shoes which also takes down the wastebasket as well as my whole nightstand.

[Puncia]

gotta get my bowl gotta get cereal

HA HA HA! *nonexisting paw thumb up*


And I take a minute to just stare at this mess that is to mark how my day is going to turn out, I'm sure, and my still sleepy brain has just begun to form a few juicy curses when suddenly there's a deep rumble far away and before I manage to react, the floor opens up and I fall... fall...

[Syorean]

I land in the magical land of canada.

[Puncia]

Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer, and the towels are all so fluffy.

[ArcticSkyWolf]

where it snows all year around

[Midnight Madness]

Looking around at the white out before me, I gain an irritated look; I'm going to be way late.

[Egan]

But then I remembered I had a flying unicorn donkey and travels at the speed of friendship.

[Midnight Madness]

Said Flying Unicorn Donkey appears out of thin air and proceeds to take me upon its back and whisk me away to where I need to be; after stopping at McDonalds.

[Vinny Raccoon]

Until we where attacked by bloodthirsty trolls. Only the power of suger, caffeinatic beverages, flowers and love could defeat them all with the power of these simple magic words.

Post Merge: August 10, 2011, 01:33:26 AM

where it snows all year around

not all year round we get the 3 other seasons the same as u guys and im canadian

[Egan]

"ASSUMIMNG DIRECT CONTROL!"
We yelled, and all the trolls stop in their tracks, they were now our minions.

[Vinny Raccoon]

and we made all da trolls dance in a konga line to do da bunny hop all da way to da top of da volcano where they will hop off 2 by 2 down to da burning lava of death

[Fly Boy]

After defeating all the trolls in such hilarious fashion, my magic unicorn named Phil and I only to get to McDonald's at 10, when they stop serving breakfast.