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Offline Cifero Windtail

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Funny Quotes
« on: August 26, 2011, 01:09:54 AM »
This is a thread where you can post funny quotes. Any funny quote you can think of, any at all, from media or from real life... post it! (Just bleep out any cusses.)
 
I'll go first:
 
Wilykit (in reference to the Mutants): "We've caught them with their pants down!"
Wilykat: "Not that they wear pants..."
- Thundercats/Superman Crossover
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Re: Funny Quotes
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2011, 09:11:16 PM »
"You bet your sweet lutefisk." - My dad
"For the record, this is the strangest thing I've ever done." -Eugene while dueling Maximus the horse with a frying pan in the movie "Tangled"
 
 
"What if part of your job involves touching naked people..."
"That is innapropriate at any time!"
"Even if they're dead?"
"Why are you touching dead naked people?!" - NCIS
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