weird crap you did as a kid

[Kyriin]

lets see........

oh HERES a good one

i used to be obsessed with peeling glue off my hands. like....all during class id put it on my hands, and wait for it to dry...then peel it off slowly. id do it every day
and in the middle of the night when everyone was in bed
i loved the peeling sensation. eventualy wasnt allowed to own my own bottle of glue and mom made me use the sticks
Xp

Me too, I loved that feeling. xDD sad day when you have to say farewell to clag glue.

[Ares the Ram]

weird = stupid for me. 

One time while riding my bike I decided to put my foot in between the front wheel and the frame to try and stop it. I stopped immediately and me and my bike went 180 and I face planted on the road. Got a scrape on my knee but I was fine otherwise. Just to reiterate. The front wheel stopped, and did not move at all while this was happening.

[[Sov]]

weird = stupid for me. 

One time while riding my bike I decided to put my foot in between the front wheel and the frame to try and stop it. I stopped immediately and me and my bike went 180 and I face planted on the road. Got a scrape on my knee but I was fine otherwise. Just to reiterate. The front wheel stopped, and did not move at all while this was happening.

Jeez, Macid! You're really lucky you didn't break your ankle during that stunt.

[Kaprika]

ooh.....i just remembered another one!!

i went through a "hatching" phase as a kid..
where i was hellbent on having my own bird pet/child thing...so i snuck into my neighbors yard and tried to sneak the duck eggs out of the bush in his driveway and  hatch them...mom caught me and made me put them back.
so then i tried taking robin eggs from a nest in a tre....THAT didnt work cause they  are SO FRAGILE they broke in my fingers.
and then last but not least..eggs from the fridge
i got up in the middle of the night (i did that alot as a kid as i had a sleep ddeficiency)
and i went in the living room with them...put them under a pillow for safety and sat on them...hahahha for like all of 15 minutes i sat wondering when the hell they were gonna hatch...when finnaly i heard a snap and happily got up thinking it worked, but they all busted on the carpet..so i left the pillow there and hurriedly went to bed

lol

[mulchardude]

Oh, let's see...

I liked hiding in small places, especially if it was a strange place for a person to be.

I was obsessed with secret doors and rooms.  Always looking for them in every family member's house, and every house I lived in.  The closest two were my first house in california, where the hall closet was my nana's bedroom closet on the other side (and only I could squeeze through those boxes)...and an access to under the house from the garage in a much later house up here.  I *really* wanted something better than the guided tour at the winchester house.  >_>

I did pretend to be a dog sometimes.  My parents would say, "Ok, no dogs at the dinner table, you have to act *normal* now".

I've always loved off-the-wall semi-relevant riddles.  Jokes, based on a word based on a topic of interest, but with references thrice removed from context.  I've known a few people who could keep up with those, that's always a tingly sensation.

Spinning in office chairs as fast as possible.  For HOURS if not interrupted.  The sideways pull on the inside of my head...the rush of speed even though it was just a chair...and the world around me becoming a meaningless blur.  A wonderful distraction.

Inside forts, yes, definitely.  Including couch forts, in the living room, at 2 in the morning when everyone was asleep.  The nightmares couldn't get me out there.  It was peaceful.  And mischievous fun!

Trying to imitate the traps from Home Alone and Shipwrecked.  This got me banned from watching those movies and thank goodness no one was hurt!

Pretending to be Battletoads with my best friend, with plastic baseball bats as the alien legbones.  Beating up pillows.

Stacking couch cusions and pillows, climbing on top of the tower, teetering back and forth and making computer noises, as my "time machine to Endor".

Trying to convince myself that I was:
-A robot
-An alien
-A werewolf/vampire/elf
-From the future
As a self-diagnoses of my wierdness and a distraction during school.  Taken to the extent of trying to convince classmates, i.e. sticking wires from an electronics kit from my wrist, into my shirt, out the collar and around to behind my ear.  Or making statements about reality that sounded incredible but possibly feasable, at least to children my age.

Mimicking television and videogame characters.  Coming up with backstory for how I got to this world and what I was doing pretending to be this normal kid.

Staying in the bath long after the water was cold, just to play with the texture of shriveled fingertips.  Did the same with the texture on leaking balloons, or releasing air from a balloon while touching the surface.

And that's all I can think of at the moment.

[WingedZephyr]

Mimicking television and videogame characters.  Coming up with backstory for how I got to this world and what I was doing pretending to be this normal kid.

That reminded me of something I used to do.

I didn't pretend I was a different person, but every time I'd watch TV or movies, for some reason I would try to mirror the people's facial expressions as I watched. I don't even remember why I started doing that, but it went on for quite a while. It was a difficult habit to break after I realized how weird I must look while watching TV, but every now and again I'll still catch myself doing it by accident.

[icy wolf]

mhh i mostly keeped to my self as a child because i was all ways got in to fights at school. so i use to draw stuff in the bathroom walls ( at school ), i vandalized the washroom when i was in grade school, told teachers off and students.... i would stay in the shaded parts of my grade school and draw out runic symbol's, and stuff like that, i even said i had k-9s and some times felines following me, sort of like spirit ones, i would talk to them and that was just at school, when i was at home i would talk about the spiert anaiamls and i would also tend to act like one( walking on all fours, barking or meowing,  ( and i still tend to ...)  . when i got to high school i still drew runic sumboles but this time in pencil ( the other times it was in maker ).

[ArcticSkyWolf]

Okay, you guys are all weirdos!


















Anyways, I used to make forts with the sofa cousions, card board and blankets. I remember using duct tape a lot for several things, gagging myself or some odd reason, rolling around blankets, drifting on my bike, A LOT, use whatever item that looked like a gun and shoot everything.


Used to get rides from my neighbours dog, before I got too heavy. I think pee-ed on my neihgbours plants before...

[Døvu]

one time i got angry at my big brother so I went downstairs and filled up a huge cup of water, then I went into his room and threw it at him. then I ran like hell.

[Akula Filiko]

I used to have imaginary friends that were video game characters.

[Pea]

I'm not sure if this is weird or not, but when I was younger back in middle school I would always sneak out at night and sleep in a tent off in the woods. EVERY night all throughout middle school, on through rain and snow. One morning I woke up and apparently it had rained while I slept. Even better it was well below freezing that night. And to top it off the tent I was in turned out not to be water proof. So I woke up with my sleeping bag covered in a layer of ice 




Back in the day I use to follow the train tracks miles off into the country side just to see what was out there.


I've always had a passion for planes, so I often went to the airport and laid in the fields to watch the planes fly around.


In elementary school I had the most wild imagination ever. I had an imaginary friend called egg head who I really do miss Also, I used some school utensils as imaginary friends During recess I had created this imaginary world in a digital realm and me and my friends would pretend we were in it.  If we ever got in trouble we'd be made to sit on a line on the black top all recess, and during the winter when it was cold I would put my whole body inside my coat (I asked mom to buy me very large coats for this reason) and do homework in the warm and out of the wind.


A very long time ago I found a secluded place out in the woods and made a shelter out of sticks and leaves. I'd bring trash out there, like thrown away wood planks, to fortify it. Thinking back..... I may have always known I was gay. I remember now me and a boy a I really liked use to hang out alone there in the woods. That's where I had my first kiss 


This is bringing back so many memories. The more I think, the more that comes back to me! I'll get back to you later, I know I've done weirder things as a kid.

[ArcticSkyWolf]

I remember breaking into a small airport lending zone one tie, saw planes fly And land. I think I caused a plane to reland because they saw me there and tied to avoid me or something.  I was like on th landing strip

By then, I left.

I remember on time, some family member and their daughter came to my house with their dog. Me, that girland the Goldie dog went to the basement and we played around. I w playing with my car. The girl was probably 4 years older than I was. So she took the collar off the dog and quickly wraped the collar around my neck, then tightened it. I was like screaming. At the time I didnt know how to take it off because it was a leather collar, then she put the leash on and then dragged me around the floor. She was like, your a dog now! ROLL OVER! Yeah, it was pretty weird and stuff. I remembered that when I was chillin with my collar in the basment not too long ago. I think she moved.

I was able to take the leash off, then I  ran upstairs to my room. By then, I tried to take it off by loosening the buckle strap. It took me half an hour to take it off. When I did,  I think I hid it somewhere in my badroom and went back downstairs with a plastic sword of some sort, or maybe it was a baseball bat. Either way I hit her a few times.

I dont think I still have the collar anywhere, I think my mom found it and returned it. I think I was like 7 at the time....

another thing was that I loved to make a mess when I left a restaurant. Like spill all of the tea everywhere when no one was looking.
eird.

[ap76]

Y'all make me look sane lulz!

[Midnight Madness]

I used to be so into The Land Before Time I would pretend that Littlefoot and company  were my friends, and I was a friendly Tyrannosaurus Rex (or to provide some moderate fanservice, a Sharptooth) that had known them for a while. It was a bit more than just imaginary friends, I actually believed they were real for a few weeks there; thankfully that information never left my house, as I never told anyone but my parents.


And in first grade or so, I was a prolific watcher of The Powerpuff Girls, and I had just gotten done watching the episode about "The Leech" that went around taking bites out of people's skulls and take their memories and such. I seriously could not sleep, because that thing freaked me out so much. But when I finally did fall asleep, I had an equally freaky dream; a little red fuzzball would follow me around. This fuzzball, as it spent time around people, got bigger. It didn't grow much larger than a basketball, however. The people it would spend time around, though, would disappear oddly. I was really left in the dark as to what might be happening. But further along in the dream, I ran across a small house. There was a light on inside, and a guy coddling some pink ball. He was showering it with all sorts of affection. But when he turned to look at me, the pink ball opened up a huge mouth lined with crazy sharp teeth. It lunged forward, and before I could blink, the guy only had a bloody stump of his neck left. I looked where that fuzzball had been, and only saw the same pink ball; it jumped at me and the dream ended. I ran out of my room crying and slept in the living room, holding onto my Shar Pei, Veruca. That sweet little dog actually acted like a matriarch and kind of protected me. (Too bad my mother sold her. )

[Kaprika]

LAND BEFORE TIME IS THE SHEET!!!
8D

i wanted my name to be changed to sarah for the longest time
lol i just realized that my books main character is named sarah...
lololololololooloolololopo