I submitted this to Furaffinity Forum's "FAF Iron Chef" Competition and won the "comedy" category. As it's more of a comedy entry, the ingredients and exact times are in the actual book recipe, not in the post. c:
Here's the recipe inside the cookbook. Boiled cookies. Delicious.Step 1: Gather ingredients.
(Not ALL of that is going in there. It's up to you to see what isn't!)
Step two: Gather super-secret ingredient.
awww yuuss.Step three: BOIL EVERYTHING. BURN, BURN (no wait actually don't ;; )
[This was supposed to be a picture of the sauce (cocoa, margarine, sugar, espresso and milk) looking nice and smooth but I got espresso in my eye and couldn't take pictures for a second]
BAM. Looks....edible...
Step four: Drop onto wax paper and let cool. When it hardens, enjoy!
I take back what I said about it looking edible :[