to answer Roxy Wolf...
The snail says WEEEEEEEE!!!!! (as the turtle is fast to the snail).
To reply to JC_Shepherd...
The beginning of eternity and the end of time and space is the letter "E".
The paragraph is unusual because it lacks the letter "E", a common letter in the English language.
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I love these old ones, but they always seem to be guessed very quickly. Ah well, here's another pair of them...
"Thirty white horses on a red hill. First they champ, then they stamp, and then they stay still. What are they?"
"A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet inside Golden Treasure is hid. What is it?"