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Offline MrRazot

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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #60 on: March 28, 2012, 08:01:22 AM »
rofl


words from the pedobear


i like girls how i like my wine...
i probably shouldn't finish it...
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #61 on: March 28, 2012, 08:16:20 AM »
I take the "the" out of psychotherapist.

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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #62 on: March 28, 2012, 08:20:00 AM »
i've seen that, i'm still trying to find a sign with that on it and take the "the" out :P


why did the chicken cross the road
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did you assume there was an answer here? no one knows the answer!
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #63 on: March 28, 2012, 08:45:55 AM »
Want here a joke?

Women's rights! (LOL sorry, just had to say it XD)
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #64 on: March 28, 2012, 08:58:57 AM »
 XP  that made my day.


i'm stopping myself from going full on sexist...


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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #65 on: March 29, 2012, 03:26:47 PM »
Quote from: MrRazot on March 28, 2012, 08:20:00 AM
i've seen that, i'm still trying to find a sign with that on it and take the "the" out :P


why did the chicken cross the road
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I have the answer!!! to get to the other side!!!

and here's a divorce letter I read some days back... I haven't posted it here cuz of the length, so I put up a link instead:
http://excellent-jokes.blogspot.com/2010/12orce-letter.html
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #66 on: March 29, 2012, 03:29:57 PM »
what's brown and sticky?
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #67 on: March 29, 2012, 07:10:22 PM »
British officer: Ah, my man! Have you come to die?
Australian soldier: No, sir. I came yester-die.


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« Reply #68 on: March 29, 2012, 07:12:07 PM »
what's round an orange?
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #69 on: March 30, 2012, 02:40:23 AM »
What's Sticky, white and usually hot when it comes out?
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« Reply #70 on: March 30, 2012, 09:18:42 AM »
What stays hot, no matter how much you freeze it?
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #71 on: March 30, 2012, 09:28:06 AM »
What can run but can't walk?

Water!

What gets wetter as it dries?

A towel!
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #72 on: March 30, 2012, 09:43:47 AM »
a man goes to a computer shop an purchases the best computer they have.
the next day he comes back and demands a refund


"my coffee holder is broken, i want a refind" said the angry customer
"the computer we sold to you has no coffee holder" said the clerk
"yes it does, you press this button and it comes out here" said the customer, as he pointed to the DVD drive of an on-display computer.
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #73 on: March 30, 2012, 09:45:42 AM »
(Classic all time favourite AHOY)

*Computer prompts a message saying "press any key"*
hmm... where's the any key?
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Re: Jokes!!!!!
« Reply #74 on: March 30, 2012, 09:54:44 AM »
god mode is on F13
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